Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
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Gunplay 6
If you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges.
Miss_Michaela 10
If you say 'This is my brother', people tend to believe you. OP trusted their partner enough to believe the now obvious bullsh*t floating out of her gob.
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Comments (208)
Gunplay 6
If you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges.
Miss_Michaela 10
If you say 'This is my brother', people tend to believe you. OP trusted their partner enough to believe the now obvious bullsh*t floating out of her gob.
Gunplay 6
Why would she bring her brother who is most likely their age along?
alexup24 13
I see what ya did there...
ICATiger 13
Hey look! gullible is written on the ceiling!
SkoomaKi 28
I don't think OP is gullible, he's/she's being nice by taking the 'brother' along with them. But he/she should have noticed.
Gunplay 6
So in other words OPs gullible.
pinkcrayola 0
He could have been a really good actor. If OP, didnt pick up any signs than they probably did a good job.
ktizzy101 0
The sad thing is that I just tried it...
ankoku 2
I bet it got weird when they started to make out
ninjacapo 2
I kinda agree. Why wasnt op like "why are we bringing ur brother along and why doesnt he look anything like you? And why do you guys look for oppertunities to be alone? And why does he keep touching you? And why are you such good friends with your brother?". Seems like there are a few signs he coulda picked up on
stilldrunk88 6
How many people tried this? Hands up of you fell for it!
godisnowhere41 5
don't even try.
burtonbullet 10
*poker face*
MerrikBarbarian 9
I dunno, I've let my sister come on a couple dates or brought my date over to spend time with her after. However my sister is autistic and it helps her deal with my being in a relationship and me not being around as much... So I can understand if they where told brother was disabled in some way, or even chronically shy.
fleeper 13
Me too xD
Katastrophe101 8
That's not always true. I bring my little brother out with my boyfriend and me a lot. He looks as old of not older than me, when I'm actually 4 years his senior.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
#124 - You completely missed what happened to OP.
livvie1999 0
I fell for it :(
NikkiFlysKites 8
#129, she wasn't necessarily talking about the FML. She was replying to the comments about why someone would take their siblings out on dates with them.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
What i wanna know is why the real boyfriend would go along with it :P is it just some kinky joke he's in on or is he even dumber than the op? I'm confused.
bryannab1 0
Threesome?
fattylumptard 1
Incest
fattylumptard 1
Incest
bulgeinmypants 0
So how did the dates go Little Awkward huh ?
zombiegold 23
Still a better love story than Twilight.
lolyeahthatsme 11
Lol I guess I'm gullable :)
nabila21 0
Not really but it made me think of oranges... Close enough...
oppawoppa 9
I feel rlly stupid cuz it took me until after I read the comments and slowly sounded out gullible that I finally got it. :/
xZoeAmethystx 12
OP wasn't gullible,they can just be easily used...
daa2138 0
Lol you just proved that guy's pt about being gullible ;)
Gunplay 6
The point of my comment was to show that OP was gullible, not to make people try it. ??
159_fml 17
#1 So true
dansco 25
why did I say it out loud?! lol ;) So you actually have sex with your gf? great bf he is!
jacob4592 0
That is one of the funniest things I have ever read lol
cameron50055 9
Lol sorry op, got tricked bad. Next time try and make sure of it if u doubt it
margie2194 12
I think it's quite appropriate to say "dump that bitch" and slash her tires etc...
killerpenguin4 9
Slashing tires is pussy shit, cut her brake lines!
Sydney92 3
so did she tell her other boyfriend that you were her brother?
rosary143 1
Ya
bustub2 8
I'd give that dude a headbutt.
YtotsDI 0
9 i read tires as ****... Wow arent i smart?
anelelabel 6
"This is my brother. He has volunteered to pay for all our dates from now on. "
tymarie2012 31
That really sucks. :p
supimnyancat 9
Isn't that the reason why it's on FML?
FinnishAmerican 3
We have a Sherlock Holmes in the house
DayoRasta 8
What a pair of $#!t$
leogirl95 12
A pair of what?
GovernorGeneral 8
I believe it says *****.....
TPSerigne 9
How about, what a bitch...
tparis123 5
Threesome?
tparis123 5
Threesum?
Johnny6speed 0
A pair of fucktards, **** puppets, dick faces, **** gobbling **** face retards? What are you trying to say. It's killing me not knowing.
DocBastard 40
And you never wondered why she was making out with her brother on your dates?
BostonBruinsFan 8
Hey, Doc, wats in that x-ray??
upyourzlolz 11
Actually, it's a vibrator with the handle broken off.
rosary143 1
No seriously what is that?
MyPetNinja 14
43, 29's right. Look on his blog, it tells you what it is.
BostonBruinsFan 8
I want Doc here to answer my question, and ask me if I want a carerot!(yes, it's a Bugs Bunny reference)
linkinpark98 24
It's a ***** lodged inside the anus.
funnynesh 10
Hahahaha
DocBastard 40
BostonBruinFan - yes, it's a patient with a broken vibrator in his rectum.
nickkingcool 0
go to his BLOG its a broken vibrater up a guys butt
BostonBruinsFan 8
Mmmmmm.....Sorry Doc, now it's changed, and I'm using the app ATM, cuz my computer is getting fixed and I can't find your blog. Are you an actual Doc? Hey, Doc, may I wez have another carerot?
TonyIsMyDog 2
That's messed up. Clearly they have issues.
Dadothy 8
Wow what a female dog...
duckie227 22
I believe the word you are looking for is 'bitch'
BostonBruinsFan 8
You mean his DAD??? READ his name!! What are the first three letters?
sarbear293 4
Um wtf. That's seriously messed up! Hope you dumped her.
tuppencej777 0
Whatever happened to the "oh don't worry, he's gay!" game?
alexup24 13
you should beat him up, and dump her if you haven't already...
ZombieXgirlFrend 12
I'm pretty sure he dumped her the second he found out unless he's friggen stupid