Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, I signed into the Netflix account that I pay for, only to see that my ex had added a new profile for his new girlfriend. We’ve only been separated for two weeks. FML
Today, my 16-year-old daughter handed me the picture she wants TV reports to use if ever she happens to get kidnapped. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son made a drawing of our living room, with the addition of an apparition, and the text, "I can see you. Daddy doesn't see you. Who are you?" FML
Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom, so I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then started yelling at me on Facebook, so I logged out of Facebook. She then started yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
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TC_fml 0
Restraining order anyone? Going once... going twice... I hope the f***er isn't the violent kind, that's mega creepy.
taraaa_fml 4
i interpret this as it just being a crazy ex girlfriend trying to find him, knowing that she could if she pretending to be his daughter who he's been looking for lol
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Comments (39)
blah_blah_shity 0
wtf
TC_fml 0
Restraining order anyone? Going once... going twice... I hope the f***er isn't the violent kind, that's mega creepy.
taraaa_fml 4
i interpret this as it just being a crazy ex girlfriend trying to find him, knowing that she could if she pretending to be his daughter who he's been looking for lol
migueljm5 18
Thanks for explaining. It was kinda vague
suyci 0
holy shit.. sue her for stalking! and make sure you ARE going to see your daughter soon ;)
Lil_fml 0
Oh dear. Well. She shouldn't be allowed to do that, unless she's had her daughters pesmission. SUE, I SAY!
Sallen 0
someone (or a few people) in this scenario is creepy...
2random 0
thats just awfull
sniperpie 0
Run. Now. Far far away.
anony_mous_fml 0
What kind of father are you that you didn't stay in your daughter's life after the divorce? Boo to you.
LudicMonster 22
Sometimes whomever gets custody of the child doesn't allow the other to even contact them, or hides them away. If he was looking for his daughter "after years of looking for her", there's only a small chance that he was out of her life by choice.
littlepirate_fml 0
Sue the bitch. Get over it. And, read #22. This is weird...