Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML
Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
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Top comments
Cass_x 22
Are you really together for 2 years, or almost 2 years? Don't forget that her mother also carried her for 9 months.
naxeeb 33
If his daughter is 1 year old, he could have conceived her before you were with him, assuming you've been together for almost 2 years. But either ways, it must've been a shock to learn of it! FYL OP
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Comments (66)
ooooohboy 15
Wow:/ I'm sorry
gorjuzmel 10
All these people wanting to give this guy the benefit of the doubt, he still lied! Regardless of when the child was conceived, he hasn't come forward to tell his gf and he has had ample time!
sammyjanette 17
FMLs where the woman possibly cheated never have comment sections that are s nice. She wouldn't have written the FML if it didn't mean he cheated on her. Let's say he didn't cheat. That means for their entire relationship the boyfriend didn't mention that he had a kid. The OP didn't have to meet the kid, but she should have been told about her existence.
Gillett 23
No he didn't. i know women who wait to tell their guy that they have kids. Some guys think that kids are a deal breaker and some women do too. How do women expect men to be open and lay all their baggage on the table when y'all don't inform us of of y'all baggage until we marry y'all crazy asses?
MommyTesta 9
who says the guy even knew? females don't tell guys quite often, believe it or not. and maybe they didn't know for sure he was the dad at all up until this point. I had a few guy friends not find out they were a dad until the kid was a toddler. one didn't even know until his son turned twelve. twelve!!! so yeah, I'll defend him. cause I've seen it. op should do a follow up answering these questions.
pandalover69 26
You should clarify how long you've actually been with him and how many months the daughter is. If you've been together for exactly 2 years and that little girl just turned one then he cheated on you about 3 months into the relationship. But I'm guessing you been together a little over 2 years and the little girl is a little older then 12 months. I could be wrong but I won't know unless OP clarifies.
CallingAlmond 6
This is where I should say that you do realize that that means at the least she's been around for 1 year (after birth) and 9 months (Before birth). so if this baby is 1 year and 4 months old (16 months) it was conceived before you started dating him.
alexjace 12
The baby really on has to be older than a year and three months...
maxxl_fml 3
she was pregnant 9 months and he's almost a year old add 3 months that makes 2 years...
alexjace 12
Could she be like one and a half? Because many people would still consider that one, and she'd have been conceived two years and three months ago...
Gillett 23
Well, when is her birthday, she may be about to make two plus you have 9 months that you have to carry a child so there's a good chance that he knocked her up at least 5 months before you guys even became a couple
joshi42 16
Make a DNA test, it might be yours.
Stitcher 14
How could it be hers in any way? I think she would remember being pregnant for nine months of her life and then the agonizing time spent during child-birth. Please never have children of your own.
mister_icicle 17
You can't be serious, right? This is obviously a joke. Or joshi42 doesn't fully grasp English. Either way, it's pretty funny.
kenna102 6
Maybe he had a fling guys do that it's cool
itcomesinthrees 10
They've been together 2 years > he has a 1 year old child with another woman > he had sex with another woman while dating OP > Cheating makes you a scumbag..