Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML
Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
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Cass_x 22
Are you really together for 2 years, or almost 2 years? Don't forget that her mother also carried her for 9 months.
naxeeb 33
If his daughter is 1 year old, he could have conceived her before you were with him, assuming you've been together for almost 2 years. But either ways, it must've been a shock to learn of it! FYL OP
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Comments (66)
WhoTookIpatusaur 7
She could have been conceived before you got together, 9 months being carried, and being one year old leaves you with 3 months of possible cheating when you first started dating and 9 months of free room where she could have been conceived before you got together. so it may not be as it seems, I suggest seeing the birth certificate.
Johaneva_fml 12
The real question here is dis he know about the daughter or has he just found out juste like the OP because even if she had been conceived before they got together, Seeing the birth certificate is a very good idea.
JayVicious 20
even if he did know about the child in that situation, he and the mother might have agreed not to introduce (or whatever terms they choose) them to bf or gfs till they feel the relationship will last.
roverman89 3
Dump the loser
Musicstruck17 24
Op please follow up I wanna know if you kicked his ass to the curb. I'm just hoping he didnt know because how can you be with somone for two years and not tell you they have a kid? If he knew, its obvious he wasn't in his childs life. No way he can hide that for 2 years.
JayVicious 20
it might be obvious that he wasnt in the kids life but the reason wouldnt be. alot of women refuse to let them be. he could get rights to be if he pays child support but id say he doesnt cause op would hopefully notice that. if he doesnt pay child support it is also possible he just found out about the kid. and as everybody has been saying they could have concieved before they got together.
Gunny20 25
There is a small chance that they are adopted. Or that the math makes it in his favor, but I wonder why he didn't tell you.
Dear_Karma 27
Well 9 mouths of being pregnant you were dating for around 2 years and the kid is 1 she could nearly be 2 sounds to me your just being a bitch making things up
jareda6x 8
well 9 months in the womb and maybe the kid is a year and a half old so he could have met the girl before you
abylaunch 10
To all the people saying you are pregnant for 9 months, I would like to point out that a full term pregnancy is closer to 10 months. For instance when you are 2 weeks you are still in your first month even though it hasn't actually been a whole month yet. Most women give birth by the end of their "9th month" when they are actually about 10 months along. If you are a couple weeks late ( usually around the time they induce ) then you would have been pregnant for a total of 10 and a half months. By far the better part of a year.
MlleMC_fml 19
No, it never even goes to 10 months. My best friend gave birth almost 2 weeks after her due date (at 2 weeks, she'd have been induced). For some reason, I knew when the baby was conceived (it was a one-night, and I had met the guy). So conception happened 9 months and a few days (less than a week) before birth. Had she given birth on her due date, it would have been less than 9 months. The 10 months misconception might come from the fact that the 40 weeks of pregnancy start 2 weeks before the actual "baby-making", as it is calculated based on the last period.
JayVicious 20
hmm if it never goes to 10 months then how did my sister go to 40weeks (10months) my aunt delivered at 41weeks and my friend had to be induced ar 44weeks (11months) they arent supposed to go past 9months now. and they will try to induce at that point NOW, but before that started they did indeed go over 9 months. they say now that it isnt healthy for either the mom or child so thats why they induce if you dont go into labor naturally at 9months. All 3 examples i gave tho happened before they started that. i think the youngest child of the 3 is 7 1/2 now.
abylaunch 10
I would also like to say that even if he did get the girl pregnant before he met her, it still sucks for her that he would wait a whole two years to tell her something so substantial.
i_needa_username 17
Hey. Follow up: he admitted he 'conceived her' a few weeks into our relationship. He's been seeing her ever since.
JayVicious 20
well if thats the case i hope you left him then and at least tooj a nut shot or 2...dozen
trentonwhitfill9 7
I hope somebody is now single