Today, my parents told me I was conceived at Disney World. Monday, I take a class trip to Disney World. My friends will be having fun and all I'll be able to think about is my parents having sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML
Today, my parents confirmed we were going to be taking a Disney World trip for Christmas vacation. I already knew that we were taking a trip, but I was now missing a week of school. Being in 3 honors and an A.P. class, I said that I didn't want to go. I got called an "ungrateful, little prick". FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, my parents told me that they had planned two kids (my older siblings) and I was born because my father "thought" that he was wearing a condom. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML
Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML
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tb15 0
I'm going to disney world, but my parents had relations there years ago.FML what's next I won the lottery, so now I have to leave my house to pick up the money.FML I got accepted into Harvard, but it's cold in Boston.FML
StewieBigFan 0
Oh, boo hoo. Your parents have sex. Big woof. That's how babies are made. Grow up and learn to have fun, jeez.
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Comments (90)
killerviral 0
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harryman04 0
this isn't an fml. your life isn't ****** dumbass
sc95060sc 0
ur parents have sex in ur house all the time. boooo ur life isn't ******
lolpwntdumass 0
O. M. G. Your. Gonna. Die.
mitch707 0
Harden the **** up kid
time4coffee 3
Cool what ride?
jusk 0
think so too. Do you wanna kill yourself now because you are depressed????? Come on that is rediculous!!!!!!
00yoda4 0
be grateful jackass my mom was a prostitute
ZleveL 0
my mom was an ASStrouNUT
jessamy_brit 5
ohh go cry to your Teddy bear. you don't know life.
gc327072 31
Splash mountain, if ya know what I mean.
babyveronica 0
that's just gross now I'm going to think about people having sex there haha eww
Averizzle 0
Why wouldn't you think about people having sex at Disney World of all places? Is that not what it is for??
sparkman97 7
PWhat kind of school takes a class trip to disneyworld? ******* schools nowdays.
Honda288 2
Well parents have to do something while they are waiting for Chip and Dale come out.
enormouselephant 15
How old are you guys to be so grossed out by sex?
Allnightampm 18
It's usually large fine arts programs
azreal_13 0
aww your nasty thinking about your parents getting it on, just enjoy your time there
StewieBigFan 0
Oh, boo hoo. Your parents have sex. Big woof. That's how babies are made. Grow up and learn to have fun, jeez.
tiffanyheart 0
You know it's "big whoop" right?
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
OWNED
orlandogirl4life 11
Agreed. 100%
MasterConan 0
get over it.
tb15 0
I'm going to disney world, but my parents had relations there years ago.FML what's next I won the lottery, so now I have to leave my house to pick up the money.FML I got accepted into Harvard, but it's cold in Boston.FML
BoostaRoosta 0
^this guy = win
tb15 0
thank you
meaganliz 0
How old are you, OP? Twelve? Get over it.
AngryNinja 1
hm. I am a person. I came out of my mother. my dad made me. STORY OF EVERYONE'S LIFE. or they wouldn't HAVE life. just forget it and have fun. that's what they did!
JeNGaL9 0
it's not like they had sex on a ride...suck it up....quit your complaining - some ppl will NeveR see Disneyland!!
noobienick 19
You don't know that.
amihearts 0
um why would think if that? I don't get that. I mean I would just forget about it