Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML
Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
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Top comments
Cass_x 22
Are you really together for 2 years, or almost 2 years? Don't forget that her mother also carried her for 9 months.
naxeeb 33
If his daughter is 1 year old, he could have conceived her before you were with him, assuming you've been together for almost 2 years. But either ways, it must've been a shock to learn of it! FYL OP
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Comments (66)
levicky 6
Either way, the baby was being carried as they were in a relationship, unless the baby is 1 year and x months old.
annarcheer 19
Just because she's 1 doesn't mean he conceived her exactly a year ago. She could be 1year and 6 months and then the mother would have carried her for 9 months so that's longer then 2 years. Ask when her birthday is.
Mossygirl357 12
Don't jump to a conclusion so fast. Talk to him first and get the complete story. then decide whether to stay in the relationship or leave.
Oh_bother44 11
If they were rounding up to 2 years (like if it was almost 2 years) and rounding down to a year it's possible the there wasn't any cheating involved... We don't know all the details....
vikky538 29
do the math again..you will know if your bf cheating on you...
granCanyon 12
Wormhole, duh!
flee2321 10
Even if the baby was conceived before they were together, how does your bf not tell you he has a child on the way and then born. Unless he just found out too. I feel like this really needs a follow up.
kalbrek009 20
If he had a "one night stand" with someone (without using protection, purposely) then I'd say he's probably irresponsible in other aspects of his life as well. Find out the child's exact age and measure that against when you actually got together...then, if he had a fling or it's been an ongoing thing with the other woman...kick him to the curb...he needs to be a father to his child..not make even more with you, that he could bail on.
soulreaper12296 28
Um she could've been conceived right before you got together. Don't be so quick to assume that he cheated on you.
Abhinow 7
why is this comment downrated ? ?