While probably not the best present, it certainly is unique--and let's be honest, squeaky dog toys are awesome regardless of whether you have a dog or not!
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While probably not the best present, it certainly is unique--and let's be honest, squeaky dog toys are awesome regardless of whether you have a dog or not!
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pjsr 33
Since you're female, and it's a dog toy, I think he's trying to tell you something, bitch.
Glowworm56 27
While probably not the best present, it certainly is unique--and let's be honest, squeaky dog toys are awesome regardless of whether you have a dog or not!
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Glowworm56 27
While probably not the best present, it certainly is unique--and let's be honest, squeaky dog toys are awesome regardless of whether you have a dog or not!
pjsr 33
Since you're female, and it's a dog toy, I think he's trying to tell you something, bitch.
Glowworm56 27
I was waiting for a comment like this.
DavyJoe 13
"Why can't I get a girlfriend?"
Regulate 21
....and I can't get a date....
Lalala579121 28
Try submitting that as an FML.
Clive Wakeham 7
maybe you should change your sex position..
Lebeaugars95 20
Bad bitch alert ??♂️
Miss_Kate64 2
FYL, but at least your boyfriend remembered your birthday. I'm on day 8....
Ervinator35 25
Seeing this today, my birthday, made me feel a little better. Haha, happy birthday (probs late but oh well)!
Lobby_Bee 18
Got it cause he loves you. Nobody buys their pet toys if they don't love them.
ArbiterOfFML 24
He is calling you a squeaker. If you play COD ydi, if not fyl.
Canadian0622 17
My boyfriend gave me a mechanical pencil and multiple used erasers for my birthday this year. He said "It's practical because you work all the time."