Today, I got called an "evil Nazi bitch" because I let a customer know that this is the last day our store will have free plastic bags. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a customer yelled at me because I gave her a wrinkled bag. I work in retail, and the bags are all cheap plastic. She wouldn't stop, even when I gave her three different bags. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
Today, I was called a fascist and accused of being "racist" against poor people, all because some crazy meth-mouthed bitch couldn't afford some booze and expected me to cut the price by almost 40% so she could. FML
Today, I was called an assortment of names and was almost followed home by a crazy bitch. Why? Because I stated that it was unsanitary for her to bring her dog to a grocery store. She clearly disagreed. FML
Today, at work, a customer threatened to punch me in the face because the store I work at doesn't have shopping baskets, only carts. FML
Today, I was called an 'unhelpful little bitch' by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn't order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it's a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML
Today, I got told I was a bitch because I wouldn’t let a homeless man dig through my dumpster at work, even though he was hungry. We don’t even sell food. I work at a sex store. FML
Today, my boss told me I wasn't getting the promotion I'd been angling for. I was so pissed off, I ranted to a coworker about it over lunch. Turns out my boss was just testing how I dealt with rejection before making his final decision. He overheard my rant and me calling him a Nazi bitch. FML
Today, I got yelled at by a customer for saving them money. FML
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HortonThelephant 15
And the correlation between Nazi Germany, and you is...?
warturtle 14
i did nazi that coming
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Comments (73)
Samster2000 9
Who doesn't love Godwin's law?
Smashhoof 15
This has nothing to do with Godwin's law...
Samster2000 9
Yes it does: Godwin's law dictates that the longer an argument goes on, the chance of someone being compared to Hitler/a Nazi approaches 1. I fail to see how this FML doesn't have anything to do with Godwin's law
Smashhoof 15
That wasn't an argument, though. OP just was called a nazi by someone. Godwin's law mainly applies to online conversations and online forums.
OmegasParadox 1
It's absolutely Goodwins Law! It does not mater where the argument started.
SamSwebb 24
Wow that escalated quickly
olpally 33
And your comment failed just as quickly. Lol. Try again. As for op, that person is the evil nazi bitch, not you.
ilovedinosawers 17
I think the correct phrase is "Well, that escalated quickly."
ilovedinosawers 17
I think the correct phrase is "Well, that escalated quickly."
vettle 6
Enough already
HortonThelephant 15
And the correlation between Nazi Germany, and you is...?
Alleged_Cranium 7
Nazis also did not have plastic bags.
NeinKittenz 20
#42 who the actual **** is going to pay for bags? On a side note, two trips is for *******.
acerima 11
Lots of people will. Here in Germany either bring your own bag or pay for one. America is only now catching up with the rest of the world.
warturtle 14
i did nazi that coming
lilhellian 27
Nazi jokes are almost as bad as cripple jokes, I can't stand them!
RedPillSucks 33
Please tell me that "cripple" and "can't stand" wasn't a pun attempted.
NurseJonathan 9
It was actually pretty funny.
sux4u121 10
Anne Frankly, I didn't see it coming either.
Liamj774 36
I thought it was hitlarious
NeinKittenz 20
Your comment was so Nein.
PugDelatorre 11
Jew kidding me?
JMPercussion 6
these jokes are out of mein kampfert zone
mikepzz 27
That's a pleasant attitude..
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Well isn't that what Hitler was planning? The genocide of all the free plastic bags?
appelflap 22
If it's such a big deal for themthey can always bring their own bags. Djeez, people these days..
ChenEighty 20
That's like yelling at someone for working at Walmart. Some people are just off their rockers...
effiestonem154 11
Did you say "Heil Hitler" after your announcement?
anythingmustbe 18
The idiocy of some people is Hitlarious. Well I hope jew ignored him and carried on with your day. Sorry for these bad Nazi puns they are out of mein kampfort zone