Anonymous
Tallinn, Estonia 🌶️ Spicy
Same
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
JessykaB
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets the same amount of entertainment out of tickling me and having sex with me, and he likes the tickling noises better. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
anal-retentive
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Experiment!
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
itchtoscratch
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I get more pleasure out of scratching my balls than I do out of any sexual activity with my girlfriend. FML
Bllllaaaaaah
Juno, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Wax on, wax off
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. At one point, he started to kiss my ear. Then, he stopped, went into the bathroom, and came out with about four Q-tips. He then said to me, "Just take care of your ears, then I'll continue." FML
Anonymous
Babylon, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Slacker
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
sex deprived
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got more pleasure from scratching a bug bite than I've gotten from my boyfriend in 2 whole years. FML
Anonymous
Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Prize
Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML
billjoebob424
Canada
My pleasure
Today, I've realised that I give my girlfriend more pleasure with back rubs than with anything sexual. FML
Top comments
crimsonprodigy 15
The next time he wants to have sex, give him a box of Q-tips.
CatLady4Lyf 30
Who doesn't enjoy some good Q-tip pleasure?
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Comments (83)
protoskore 27
perhaps invest in a strap-on?
alex1022 11
dont take it so hard. those qtips work wonders. my ears arent even always dirty when i use them, i just like the way it feels.
Zanquis 22
Here is a hint, he rather wants to be penetrated then be the penetrator, so buy a strap-on and lube.
Oppression_fml 19
Nice to see some Estonian dissing on the Internet. Keep them coming! Oh how the Internet brings people closet I love it.
mechaix101 2
Maybe you should try Q tips
notcarwyn 18
WHAT IS A Q-TIP? -United Kingdom
sthrnbell 9
TWO words... DUMP HIM! Demeaning a$$ hole and tell him if that is the case he needs to read up on how to please women in bed.. If he can read. Why does the guy always blame the girl?
limabeans101029 21
...No they wouldn't.
Drosophila82 18
Are you sure he's using the Q-tip for his ears?!
the_rad_brad47 18
How?...does he use a q-tip?