Anonymous
Tallinn, Estonia 🌶️ Spicy
Same
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
JessykaB
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets the same amount of entertainment out of tickling me and having sex with me, and he likes the tickling noises better. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
anal-retentive
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Experiment!
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
itchtoscratch
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I get more pleasure out of scratching my balls than I do out of any sexual activity with my girlfriend. FML
Bllllaaaaaah
Juno, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Wax on, wax off
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. At one point, he started to kiss my ear. Then, he stopped, went into the bathroom, and came out with about four Q-tips. He then said to me, "Just take care of your ears, then I'll continue." FML
Anonymous
Babylon, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Slacker
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
sex deprived
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got more pleasure from scratching a bug bite than I've gotten from my boyfriend in 2 whole years. FML
Anonymous
Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Prize
Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML
billjoebob424
Canada
My pleasure
Today, I've realised that I give my girlfriend more pleasure with back rubs than with anything sexual. FML
Top comments
crimsonprodigy 15
The next time he wants to have sex, give him a box of Q-tips.
CatLady4Lyf 30
Who doesn't enjoy some good Q-tip pleasure?
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Comments (83)
lesly30 14
That's a pretty messed up thing to say, but seriously cleaning your ears feels amazing, specially when you get that one spot! lol
laden_swallow09 35
So? I moan with pleasure more when I scratch my back than I do during sex. Mind-blowing sex, at that. Getting as much pleasure from digging balls of nasty out of your ear with a cotton swab as he does with sex doesn't mean you are horrible. Q-tips feel SOOOO GOOOOOOD. Oh, we're not supposed to use Q-tips in our ears? Guilty pleasure, then.
peak4u 10
Give him a box of Q tips then dump him
pris0027 19
Dump his ass!
mccrightp 29
Uuuuuhhhh... What does he use the Q Tip for?
MiaTheMartian 21
To be fair, using Q-tips is pretty glorious
Ianamis 6
People saying they should break up really. If there is an issue with sex he could be being honest. Sex is important to a relationship like it or not and telling someone you're not enjoying it now is not a mean thing to say. It is a thing as a couple you have to work on. It is part of the relationship if he feels like sex is now boring then it is there job as a couple to work on it.
minutestomadness 5
learn something then
johnthejolly 10
Where exactly is he sticking this Q tip?
barney_stinson1 11
U need to step yo game up gurl damn plz yo man hahahahahahha