Anonymous
Tallinn, Estonia 🌶️ Spicy
Same
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
JessykaB
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets the same amount of entertainment out of tickling me and having sex with me, and he likes the tickling noises better. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
anal-retentive
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Experiment!
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
itchtoscratch
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I get more pleasure out of scratching my balls than I do out of any sexual activity with my girlfriend. FML
Bllllaaaaaah
Juno, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Wax on, wax off
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. At one point, he started to kiss my ear. Then, he stopped, went into the bathroom, and came out with about four Q-tips. He then said to me, "Just take care of your ears, then I'll continue." FML
Anonymous
Babylon, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Slacker
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
sex deprived
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got more pleasure from scratching a bug bite than I've gotten from my boyfriend in 2 whole years. FML
Anonymous
Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Prize
Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML
billjoebob424
Canada
My pleasure
Today, I've realised that I give my girlfriend more pleasure with back rubs than with anything sexual. FML
Top comments
crimsonprodigy 15
The next time he wants to have sex, give him a box of Q-tips.
CatLady4Lyf 30
Who doesn't enjoy some good Q-tip pleasure?
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Comments (83)
inz002 6
Actually he could be asexual or something, cause hell if I wouldn't train my gf to **** me.
sicksadworld1317 30
Train your gf to **** you... Good grief, man. Put down 50 shades of grey and go learn about the G-Spot, stat!
whatthefhumanity 7
Well, Q-Tips are the most enjoyable things in the universe, dont take it too hard
xKai_Axelx 12
Maybe you're too....wide in there.
lazyslumber 18
Probably his ears are more sensitive than his dick
isabel0010 7
Maybe try some new things in bed with him?
usmanx86 5
maybe he said it as a joke :)
guesswhatlifesux 14
I'm hoping you broke up with him
tazmanmike2013 17
Kinda harsh don't you think
PropelledFeline 5
Leave him if he's going to be that hateful.
Luluthus 41
Well, who doesn't love a q-tip?
MrsKilown 20
I feel the same with my man, yet I would never tell him. That's so rude.
limabeans101029 21
You probably should tell him, just not in such a rude way. It'd be much better to tell him in as nice a way as possible, let him know what you *do* like and then have better sex than just say nothing and continue to have awful sex with him. (I know you didn't ask for advice, so sorry if I sound intrusive, but I just think communication is always good)
weveallbeenthere 30
no you need to tell him otherwise he thinks he's good when he really sucks