Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML
Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML
Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML
Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML
Today, I was the last person in line for going on the bus. Incidentally, I was right behind a guy way taller and wider than me. When he got on the bus, the bus driver immediately shut the door behind him. I was left outside chasing after the bus. FML
Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
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Top comments
Kervik 0
You could phone up the bus company and complain about the driver's rudeness. There should be a phone number in the bus stop.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I just noticed the OP's name "insignificant (woman)". +1 to the bus driver
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Comments (50)
Kervik 0
You could phone up the bus company and complain about the driver's rudeness. There should be a phone number in the bus stop.
blankaex 0
Stupid OP. He did not criticise you for getting in the way, he CURSED AT you for getting in the way. Criticism means something very different. But then again, OP is a woman and trying to sound smart for using "big" words.
blankaex 0
by using*
IIRoxieII 12
.........your a ********
superguppy19 3
Your an asshat
cyanide_dreamer 0
second. sux 4 u.
michelleJ11 25
If only there was a button for that. Oh wait ...
helluva 1
I've seen something like this once, but it was an old lady who got herself stuck on the train's automatic door :3 Because of her, the alarm went off! And it can be pretty embarassing, yeah?
mangobells 0
first?!
youthink_fml 0
Maybe you should move your ass and keep moving.
WOW_idc123 0
well get out of the way
lmaoatyourlife 0
LOL! FTW!
wtfismyfml 0
what you expected a bus driver to apologize lmao?!
michelleJ11 25
It was the bus drivers fault.
crymeariver1984 0
Who gives a shit!That's not a FML, that's a WLB (Whining Little Bitch).
mangobells 0
sorry I was on my iPhone so I apologise for not being first. :)
jchansfan 0
SLASH THEIR TIRES! :D