Anonymous
Tallinn, Estonia 🌶️ Spicy
Same
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
JessykaB
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets the same amount of entertainment out of tickling me and having sex with me, and he likes the tickling noises better. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
anal-retentive
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Experiment!
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
itchtoscratch
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I get more pleasure out of scratching my balls than I do out of any sexual activity with my girlfriend. FML
Bllllaaaaaah
Juno, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Wax on, wax off
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. At one point, he started to kiss my ear. Then, he stopped, went into the bathroom, and came out with about four Q-tips. He then said to me, "Just take care of your ears, then I'll continue." FML
Anonymous
Babylon, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Slacker
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
sex deprived
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got more pleasure from scratching a bug bite than I've gotten from my boyfriend in 2 whole years. FML
Anonymous
Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Prize
Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML
billjoebob424
Canada
My pleasure
Today, I've realised that I give my girlfriend more pleasure with back rubs than with anything sexual. FML
Top comments
crimsonprodigy 15
The next time he wants to have sex, give him a box of Q-tips.
CatLady4Lyf 30
Who doesn't enjoy some good Q-tip pleasure?
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Comments (83)
Scryll 17
Time to get adventurous op, and it may have been a douche thing to say but at least he was honest before things ended. At least this is a fixable problem.
lolcat97 28
Those things are satisfying.
DrCheese 16
If a dude were saying this, everyone would say "you need to do better" or some bullshit.
roxy_2300 9
Thats harsh
demonfacee 14
You could use q-tips in the bedroom. That might help.
Frostillicus123 10
you should have replied, that's what I was taking my friend the other day.
hayhay3802 4
In all fairness Q-tips are pretty damn awesome. Just like sex they relieve me... or my ears. Minus the extra tome and mess.
joyboy390 12
Well looks like its time to spice things up in the bedroom or try it some place new.
sassy2085 16
Well at least he will have clean ears :)
sv1dmc12 7
I completely understand. I always call it an Eargasm :)