justgreat
Opa Locka, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Karly
🌶️ Spicy
Snooze fest
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
dom
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Isuckreallybad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Narcolepsy
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
SadOral
🌶️ Spicy
Masterclass
Today, my wife fell asleep. I was giving her head at the time. Her snoring gave it away. FML
rejected
Milpitas, United States
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
bootyislife
Lynnwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hidden
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
ryan
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
gassygirlfriend
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Nampa, United States
Love is…
Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML
Top comments
xiaoxaio 5
her head fell asleep on your head
KunoKanashimi 3
Isn't it usually the other way around?
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Comments (161)
immaMonsta 8
That's a first I hope I never receive.
proud2fly 7
Hope she doesn't grind her teeth when she sleeps! Ouch.
luckyd880 12
You are probably so small she forgot it was in her mouth.
chance16 0
Haha
neftalyflores23 0
Ha thts funny.
ididntdoit1980 8
Experience this before?
kcircuses 1
is this fml from your boyfriend 17?
iiFrench_Fries 5
LOL ^^^^
MrGroovy28 7
I feel more comfortable that someone was thinking exact same thing!
idontknowyou123 0
at least you got some action ;_;
jideare 3
No!? That's the point. Didn't get no action. SHE FELL ASLEEP!? What kinda actions have u been settling for?
idontknowyou123 0
22 - The FML says '...fell asleep while...' so I assumed it was during. If OP meant she fell asleep before he would of said so.
saksxalmo 20
#38-- would have* or would've* please. (-_-)
jideare 3
Looks like it worked too. Pttf! Unlucky for OP
Birdie_Sage 0
Sweet dreams...
MamieJoy98 7
25- OMG!!! Woodstock!! Bestie of Snoopy!!!! :D :D
Obryn 9
You were getting head, right? Cup half full.
RedMosquito 4
Finish it off yourself, cup completely full.
ididntdoit1980 8
On the next 1000 Ways to Die: Death By Head
braydin72 6
I know someone who's husband had a brain aneurism and died that way.
pdp_fml 21
That has some similarities to my own story. My wife couldn't finish my hand job because she fell asleep. I understand you, but she was trying to give you sex. Forgive her and try sex in the morning when she is awake.
dlohoh978 8
You dont give someone sex, you have sex with someone
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
You give oral sex..
kookysoc 11
Ew just ew
starflyer59 17
^^ obvious virgin
WolfGirlRin 12
I can see why she did. Giving head is boring.
the_wombat 6
#34, you're doing it wrong.
killerkiss92 8
It is boring especially if they fall asleep after and don't give you oral after... ( such a jackass)
dmadsen33 9
:D indeed it is. Thanks for having the guts to say it though.! So many guys believe that a woman is in heaven if she gets to touch his dick. - But no.!
WolfGirlRin 12
85 - it's not about doing it wrong it's just the fact that it's incredibly boring. It's one sided fun.