justgreat
Opa Locka, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Karly
🌶️ Spicy
Snooze fest
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
dom
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Isuckreallybad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Narcolepsy
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
SadOral
🌶️ Spicy
Masterclass
Today, my wife fell asleep. I was giving her head at the time. Her snoring gave it away. FML
rejected
Milpitas, United States
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
bootyislife
Lynnwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hidden
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
ryan
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
gassygirlfriend
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Nampa, United States
Love is…
Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML
Top comments
xiaoxaio 5
her head fell asleep on your head
KunoKanashimi 3
Isn't it usually the other way around?
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Comments (161)
br0ccoli 15
Noor, you're funny and most likely right.
bhickman15 0
You could always continue
Ray_of_midnight 23
Better than *you* falling asleep.
cjrand 7
Kudos to her... Just condition her to keep doing that... Pretty soon she'll want your junk every time she goes to bed
Misael 4
Damn that blows...
burz_fml 5
Kinky
silentblack 0
Wow how did that happen? Maybe she was bored
athos1237 4
You finished anyway, right? The money shot should of woken her up. IJS
bubo_fml 11
Urinate?
badactor009 0
Well, we can't really say that your life sucks, can we?