justgreat
Opa Locka, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Karly
🌶️ Spicy
Snooze fest
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
dom
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Isuckreallybad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Narcolepsy
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
SadOral
🌶️ Spicy
Masterclass
Today, my wife fell asleep. I was giving her head at the time. Her snoring gave it away. FML
rejected
Milpitas, United States
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
bootyislife
Lynnwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hidden
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
ryan
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
gassygirlfriend
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Nampa, United States
Love is…
Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML
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xiaoxaio 5
her head fell asleep on your head
KunoKanashimi 3
Isn't it usually the other way around?
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Comments (161)
irritatedone 5
How do you fall asleep with a dick in your mouth?
MrGroovy28 7
Well in Psychology101 you learn the stages of development and this would clearly refer to the oral stage. Some people have a tendency to carry traits of oral fixation till the grow up. I tend to thank psychology for blow jobs.
irritatedone 5
You should have stuck it in her ass. That would have woke her up. Hahaha
akinsel2 6
I started by wondering how that even happens, then realized that OP's dick must be so small that it fits so comfortably in his girlfriend's mouth that she barely notices it's there, and the short gentle rocking motion it would take must have put her to sleep. FYL for having that small a dick!
bigdude1302 2
That sux:/ did she like gag herself back up:P
dzidziaud 5
hey, haven't you heard of a pacifier? ;)
animocracka1 0
Ur probably lying
OC4815 0
Just hold her head and keep going
Dusty_Busters 15
This happened to my friend, sooooo funny
Humor_Ran_Dry 9
So did you ever find out why she just passed out? Is she nacroleptic or just a pill head?
Calyx_fml 22
Your life sucks.