dislocated
How romantic!
Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
byebyeromance
State College, United States
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
LoveStruck-
United States
Class act
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
dinosaur
Australia
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
pottypattypeepants
United States
Let it all out
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
amelie
Nervous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Jeff
Fight Club for Dummies
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML
staciedee
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Major romcom vibes
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
fatti11
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
GasAttack
Canada
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Top comments
Chazzster 32
Unless the two of you are under 12 years old, this needs to be about your ex-boyfriend.
Lobby_Bee 18
What a jaw dropping experience.
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Comments (16)
Chazzster 32
Unless the two of you are under 12 years old, this needs to be about your ex-boyfriend.
EarthsMightiestHeroes 20
How... charming.
RichardPencil 32
Happy Valentines’ Day!!!
Lobby_Bee 18
What a jaw dropping experience.
Allie614032 34
Can I un-read this? :/
manb91uk 22
He’d better have bought you a ******* good valentines day present or be hung like Long Dong Silver for you to put up with that shit!
Devansh Gupta_1759198813 9
He's a keeper
Bubbilility 27
Well that stinks.
tounces7 28
Not quite as romantic as Origami roses, but at least it's something, right?
corky1992 33
How old is he? 12?