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Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Today, my wife fell asleep. I was giving her head at the time. Her snoring gave it away. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML
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Top comments
xiaoxaio 5
her head fell asleep on your head
KunoKanashimi 3
Isn't it usually the other way around?
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Comments (161)
Soliz27 2
I know that "blows" but the determination for her to try while be tired!!!! Lol im married KEEP HER TRUST ME
dansco 25
Did you stop? Or let her mouth finish?! lol
kookysoc 11
Its your fault..
THExistentialist 13
it's chill ; your life is bro.
prettyinpunk1025 14
Youre lucky she even attempts/does it for you... Some girls won't. I know I won't!
stickerwhore 0
Never knew that could happen :) hahA
UltimAnimus 5
Commitment.
juicifer 0
Just grab her head and keep going..you gottah do like lady gaga says and poke the face
PartyxRocked 0
How does that even work?
monkeykcm 0
What is giving head? Sucking your penis.?
MrGroovy28 7
I am assuming you are not from the United States?