CreamGravy
Australia
Today, for the first time in months, a woman started flirting with me. She was wearing a sparkly shirt with "Team Edward" written on it. FML
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jerzjay 17
SHE'S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO!!
specialeducation 12
Still a better love story than twi... Wait
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flifflofflaf 3
TEAM JACOB pls
\ 28
OP: Extend your neck, utter "Nope," and quickly run away.
MrsDruidess 23
Beggars can't be choosers OP, suck it up and go for it. Maybe she just likes to be bitten in bed ;-)
pinkshirtbadman 15
Just tell her you're team Jacob, she'll disappear faster than you can say... well it doesn't matter what you say, I mean most words take about the same amount of time to say.
ChevyRedneck85 13
I don't get it
SmuggletheBudgie 15
it's like a foreign language D:
jw90 18
@ 53 I'm definitely on that team.
Gearden 8
Team that guy that almost hit Bella with a car
Eleanor6141 11
oh my gawd ! like... TEAM... I don't give a ****
Eleanor6141 11
...give*
jerzjay 17
SHE'S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO!!
Little4Bear 10
OP, are you sure she's not.. Ya know.. A minor?
CreamGravy 36
It was at a bar, so she was at least 18. Still way too creepy though.
XDsmileyDX_fml 24
CreamGravy, congrats on 2 FML's in the same week.
marcranger 29
85, I'm not sure having two FML moments about one's love life worthy of publication in the same week is something to be congratulated.
oh_lordy_me 18
Correction: SHE'S TOO CRAZY FOR YOU BRO!!
Doiha 1
Not really... I've seen women in their 40's wearing Twilight shit.
specialeducation 12
Still a better love story than twi... Wait
mbrunellexx 8
LMFAO ...
metalmods94 8
Someone give this guy a medal
Kallian_fml 21
Just run. You don't wanna deal with that.
Eleanor6141 11
do you have a native friend that you can introduce her too as well?
LexSwift 17
Woman? Are you sure she wasn't 14?
armangill12 2
Well love is love
NotsowiseSAGe 12
At least you can see the crazy up front.
mbrunellexx 8
LMFAO .... How old is she ?
TheBrochure 22
If you mean "they," Redfoo is 38 and Sky Blu is 27. :P
tj4234 36
Provided she's not too young for you, if she's nice enough who cares if she likes twilight? Everyone has their faults...
wantmeasandwich 26
But but...what if OP is with Team Jacob?
perdix 31
#33, any dude who is worth a shit would burn all his Team Jacob stuff, claim he's always been Team Edward and get laid. Keep your eye on the prize!
roadrash3000 2
#65: Yeah, the cherry pie.