Today, I was talking this guy I'm dating and stated that the only reason I am with him is because of what he buys me. I was joking. He then responded that he doesn't care because the only reason he is with me is because I give good head. He was serious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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HeyitsPheddy 0
You could break up with him and make a killing in ****.
genius_man16 1
What was the point of you saying that you were only with him because of what he buys you? What a retarded thing to say. YDI completely
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LabelMeNot 0
What an ass..
stringoffail 0
See... I'm not sure how to feel about this. Either A) you offended him and he was a jerk as a defense mechanism, porcupine-style or B) he's a jerk and you're stupid for not realizing it sooner. I've been saying this since my testicles dropped. "Date nice guys. Don't date jerks."
ZWolfeh 0
YDI for joking around like that. What the hell did you expect? These girls on FML are starting to make us women sound stupid.
jake21ballin 0
And you think what you said wasn't as bad??? YDI
Jamaicandude 0
serve you right,women need to stop making facetious jokes.
acr91276 0
You are a female of course you ******* meant it you gold diggin *****. YDI
Masta_Blasta 0
that is horrible... whats your phone number, lets talk about it.
ams9183 0
wow well at least he was giving you a compliment but personally i dont believe him. i think you should prove it to me, so whats your phone number so we can set something up?
popular_fml 0
well take that as a compliment
lutzluv124 0
well at least he is honest and gets you ice presents but dont dump him yet a guy can only date someone for a good penis suckfor so long he must have some feelings for u if he hasn't ran yet