Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML
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Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
Today, someone tried to break into my dorm room while I was in class. Ramming the metal door with their shoulder just dented it, so they pissed on my welcome mat and left. FML
Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML
Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML
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Top comments
waswashere 0
They need to piss off
TheEpicMilkMan 13
maybe your ego caused them to piss on your locker?
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Comments (162)
kitcat24 2
U sound nasty!! I would simply crab some of my peep in a container than splash it all over!! U deserve itttttttttttt no one bothers to climb a ladder for you
ugh_a_lug 7
The OP was being sarcastic... Of course going by the number of spelling and grammar errors in your comment, I would not expect you to understand.
grannygruber 6
They coulda pissed in a bottle and poured it in tour locker, more likely than using a ladder, less likely to get caught.
kieran259 0
Maybe they dont like u!!!
my2centsworth 15
He may not have used a ladder. It would be much easier to urinate in a cup and use that urine to fill a squirt gun (or to use a squirt bottle) than it would be to find a ladder, move it to your locker, climb it, piss in your locker, climb down the ladder, and put the ladder away, all without getting caught.
duhduhblah 2
Perhaps the person peed in a bottle and poured it into your locker? I don't know, never used a locker in my school before...
apocalyptic_1125 0
Or conceited. Probably why that guy dislikes you so much. Or girl, with nice aim.
ladybugs15 6
That happened to me before...
whynotbliss 18
Ever heard of dumping a cup of piss into to holes near the top of a locker... Nobody got a ladder and pissed in yours. Trust me.
MackenzieWells 0
It's better to be pissed off than on right?
Sarojin 0
Not true, they could have pee'd in a cup and poured it in. Ladder sounds too elaborate.