Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML
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Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
Today, someone tried to break into my dorm room while I was in class. Ramming the metal door with their shoulder just dented it, so they pissed on my welcome mat and left. FML
Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML
Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML
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waswashere 0
They need to piss off
TheEpicMilkMan 13
maybe your ego caused them to piss on your locker?
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Comments (162)
Swiftly 0
Were you pissed?
hisangel44 6
someone put lotion in my $110 nike shocks that were in my gym locker. but idk how unless they knew my combo. :/ sorry dude.
dbearr 0
Wow what dicks -_-
kitkatknicknack 12
Don't get so cocky.
crashley21 10
When I was 5 or 6, some boys at school stole my Pocahontas umbrella from my locker and peed on it in the bathroom and the teacher wrote a note home explaining that it was now being disinfected. My mom saved the note.
wieners11 4
Proboly because you call P.E. Physical education class
THE_A_TEEN 28
That's what P.E. stands for; Physical Education. Silly goose...
SoultheWolf 19
If you're saying your popular you're either one of two things. One of those asshole jocks that always pick on people without giving a damn of what they feel/think. Or two, you're a show off in PE and people got tired of it. I wish people would have done that when I was in HS, because there were A LT of jerks. If you aren't like that then I'm sorry, but based on what I've seen from people you were one of those two.
supertaranta88 4
Well aren't you a genius. Obviously they were being sarcastic about being popular.
maddiew17 1
Get over yourself maybe they did it because you are a jerk off? Thought of that one?
clutz123 5
hey, just the price you pay for being popular. deal with it, or become unpopular and make friends with the nice nerds
biglittlehead 12
The exact sane thing happened to me last year. I know how you feel.