Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML
Today, I was informed by my manager at work that there had been an "accident" in the playground. I then had to crawl through tunnels designed for 5 year-olds, to a tiny playroom with no fresh air, and clean up a stupid kid's pee and crap. FML
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML
Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML
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lovepandorasaver 11
Tell them to piss off
Feared 9
If you say that to kids, urine trouble.
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Comments (84)
JustFMLME 7
hahahahahahaahahahahahahah
lovepandorasaver 11
Tell them to piss off
Feared 9
If you say that to kids, urine trouble.
Spectre529 12
Well something must have scared the piss out of the kid...
iNewKid 20
What kind of reason is that? Are you hired for cleaning up things? If so, i can agree. But if not, I know I wouldn't do it..
IAmJad 18
16, I pee what you did there.
a_commenter 3
24- That joke was piss-poor
hotshot2626 9
That doesn't sound like a very peeceful afternoon.
bfsd42 20
43, your pun was awesome, albeit, the original quote gets a thumbs down every time.
bfsd42 20
And 32, thread jacking is equivalent to licking your own privates to get attention.
smtm2012 6
Those kids are assholes.
IAmJad 18
Dude, they're kids.
smtm2012 6
Dude, I'm a girl. So? I didn't say that to their face. Most kids in this generation are assholes.
nerobluerose 10
Are you a janitor? If not, don't do it.
livamour 17
I used to work at an amusement park as a ride attendant and had to clean up pee tons of times. The "janitors" never cleaned up they just picked up litter around the park.
wooboo608 1
I used to work at Target (not as a janitor) and I had to clean up pee and vomit lots of times too... This one time a person peed all over the underwear in the menswear section. It was messed up
nerobluerose 10
Are you a janitor? If not, don't do it.
nerobluerose 10
Sorry about the repost, act like it doesn't exist and instead this post exists. Threaten to tell their parents that they pissed there.
Athleticism 11
Should've finished high school?
SApprentice 34
6- Yes, because we all know the only people with cleaning jobs are uneducated highschool dropouts...
Warden1986 16
Perhaps it's his/her job while there in high school. Plus what's wrong with getting your hands a little dirty?
williamcarter93 13
I hate that goddamn annoying line that if you work a job that is stigmatized as 'demeaning' that you don't have an education, hell, you got people coming out of college looking for jobs and they take what pays the bills.
CptZoe 10
Should've thought out your comment? Have you seen the economy lately, it's impossible to find a job, whether you have a degree or a phd or don't. Get a grip.
Welshite 40
Chemistry degree and working retail, at least until recently. I don't degrade any type of job if it pays.
Athleticism 11
Sorry. That comment wasn't thought out and was completely unnecessary. Excuse my ignorance.
TheFamilyElf 17
35- That's a respectable thing to say. A lot of people on this site who post offensive comments will argue about it even when they know they're wrong.
TheFamilyElf 17
45- even if that's true, usually it's something like, "Sorry guys, autocorrect :P" or "Well I have (insert random issue nobody needs to hear about) so I'm justified to say whatever I want!" I appreciate people that can admit they were wrong.
outoftown 27
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Athleticism 11
No 45, I was not "covering my ass to avoid hate." I made a bad mistake and I was addressing it.
laden_swallow09 35
No, 45. If he were "covering his ass to avoid further hate," he'd be making up excuses and other nonsense in a vain and deluded attempt to justify what he said. Instead, he admitted his mistake and took the scorn we already gave him like a man. It's sad to watch a 13-year-old be a better, more respectable person than an 18-year-old.
nictransitglory 4
6's comment made me laugh. You get 1 thumbs up among the ocean of downs now :) granted there may be no correlation to education and work performed by people, it was clever and we all think it.
SApprentice 34
You should have started laughing back at them, really aggressively and loudly. They would have become stressed and scared, and shut up for you. That would probably have gotten you in trouble though, so maybe it's best that you didn't.
PipingMouse 14
OP's Boss: Go clean up the kids place, one of them had an accident. OP: Okay... Kids: Hahahah...hahahaha! *points* OP: AHHAHHHAAAHHAA! Kids: O .O Run!!!
JustFMLME 7
You shoulda picked up the Pee in the sand with the cup and try to throw it at a kid and get fired because your job sucked!
Feared 9
Sand? What job has a play area with sand?
BeforeItWasCool 12
Why on earth would that be a justified response?
desertrose415 8
If your job sucks and you don't care about being unemployed, then just quit.. No need to be fired.
ShyAnn29 15
Am I the only one who doesn't get what 8 is saying?
Warden1986 16
Better then getting pissed on.
kamikrazy 6
I don't see how that would happen. Even kids should know better not to piss on strangers.
walmartpaysme 15
30, you've obviously never worked with or had kids.
loserboii 11
O kids so cruel!