Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
Today, someone tried to break into my dorm room while I was in class. Ramming the metal door with their shoulder just dented it, so they pissed on my welcome mat and left. FML
Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML
Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML
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Top comments
waswashere 0
They need to piss off
TheEpicMilkMan 13
maybe your ego caused them to piss on your locker?
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Comments (162)
chicken_is_good 2
I would like to interject by saying that perhaps "I'm so popular it hurts" is actually SARCASM and that OP is not popular whatsoever...
masonsweats 0
Me and my friend jake are actually in the process of making a sarcastic font app for the apple and android market. It's still being designed so if you have any ideas for it let me know, plan to call the app sarcastica.
masonsweats 0
I didn't mean to post this it was supposed to be a reply to someone's comment just ignore this.
havocmike 3
Or a cup
swimlove 0
I'm sorry but that makes you popular how?
jayhawk9000 5
Clearly you do not speak sarcasm, my friend.
AnthonyWheeler15 24
Someone drew a penis on my gym locker in Chapstick. Looks like we're in the same boat my friend.
Misfits_Danzig 2
Are you pissed off?
XtraEzeee 8
Sounds like urine for a bad year of Pee E.
XtraEzeee 8
Sounds like urine for a bad year of Pee E.
KaeSAL 11
Urine quite an unfortunate situation here.
WiNDBlaZeXD 5
That's one of the most disgusting forms of in-school harassment I've heard of. Maybe the person peed in a bucket and poured it in your locker rather than peeing directly into your locker, assuming that's what you meant by you would need a ladder.