Today, my dad was looking for a flashlight in my bedroom. He trashed the place, which I'd just cleaned. Turns out the flashlight was in his bedroom. Then I got a 10 minute lecture on how I was such a slob and I should take more care of my bedroom. FML
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moonchic 16
Sorry for commenting so late) I completely forgot about this post and then I remembered. Anyway, thank you for all of your support, I didn't think this would get published! Yes what my father did wasn't a very smart move but I tried to convince and prove to him that he was the one that trashed my room in the first place. Eventually after an hour of dispute, he realized what he did (after me having to tell him repeatedly) and he apologized.
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iLike2Teabag 27
He's not too bright, is he?
iop330 22
How dim of him.
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Comments (40)
iLike2Teabag 27
He's not too bright, is he?
fuckyourlifeOP 25
Heh, I thought this FML was gonna go differently. I thought his dad was gonna search OP's room for the flashlight, only to find a fleshlight. Lol
PenguinBitch 44
Or a box of ******.
hazzamyman 11
I'd probably go with ****** considering her username is moonchic. OP, good luck with your dad :)
VitoCalabreesi 3
Exactly what I thought
jleon3 4
There's truly no reasoning with some parents...
arrow007archer 19
I swear every single parent does this.
iop330 22
How dim of him.
daydreamer244 13
Rather hypocritical, isn't he?
Killz268 18
next time he asks for something, just give him a blank stare and be on your merry way
Dominion42 12
That sucks OP. There's no logic in that decision
wanted_2_want 40
In a relax, calmed way tell him that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Then run for your life!!
Scorpio1691 29
Chances are dad wont get it.
devildog562 33
I feel like you need to hide his keys and wallet quite a few times as vengeance.
pjsr 33
Do not take this lightly!
alysssssssa 16
wow my parents do the same thing. I feel you op.