Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, after my at-the-time partner got in a car wreck with minimal injuries, I drove two hours and got a week off classes to take care of them on hand and foot, they are currently my platonic roommate and I nearly broke my foot… and they keep acting annoyed when I ask for something because I can't walk. FML
Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML
Today, I went out with my friends. As I was heading home late, I heard the stop light beeping, meaning I could go, but some cocky prick thought he could drive past before I walked, but nope, I was met with his tire as it ran over my foot. Now I have to go to school with a cast on. FML
Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my boyfriend because he decided to run over my foot with his new fancy bike. I think my foot's broken. We can't afford the bike, much less the ER bill with it. FML
Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
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Top comments
pyro_fml 3
you can get a free tuition from your campus cause you got ran over by your school expecially since it was a cop if they say no say you will sue and they will hand over the check you lucky boitch i been trying to get ran over for 3 months
guesswho_fml 0
now how do you get around?! people are so ignorant
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Comments (20)
greenman_fml 0
if you don't sue them i will be dissapointed
guesswho_fml 0
now how do you get around?! people are so ignorant
bombshellbabee01 9
Wheelchair?
daintee 0
lawsuit
pyro_fml 3
you can get a free tuition from your campus cause you got ran over by your school expecially since it was a cop if they say no say you will sue and they will hand over the check you lucky boitch i been trying to get ran over for 3 months
Im_On_A_Boat 0
yes, i am a bit confused on how you managed to be halfway in a car and get your foot ranover, but i agree with about 90% of people if this did happen, sue! oh and #12, you have obviously never gotten surgery/ broken your leg. walking is a bitch after surgery.
Im_On_A_Boat 0
oh and how did 400 people possibly say you didnt deserve this?!
igary 5
They're all haters
Raceta 5
I got my foot run over by a car, but how it happened was I was getting out, and I leaned back in, so my feet were under the car and my head and shoulders were reaching in to grab my bag... then dad started driving! I yelled, so he stopped the car... on my foot!!!! I was like "you're on my foot" and he didn't beleive me! He eventually beleived me and drove off of it! I was sooo angry at him! Also though... it doesn't hurt very much, and it was stopped on my foot~!
ggggiggity 0
or free rides at least
zezjo 3
Hm. Your right, he shouldn't have to pay for the damages. THIS is why our legal system ISN'T shit.
Danny300 0
I agree, I reckon this is a fake.