Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
Today, someone tried to break into my dorm room while I was in class. Ramming the metal door with their shoulder just dented it, so they pissed on my welcome mat and left. FML
Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML
Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML
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waswashere 0
They need to piss off
TheEpicMilkMan 13
maybe your ego caused them to piss on your locker?
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Comments (162)
JayJavaMonsterr 10
That's sooo effed up! If u ever find out who it was, one-up them & piss on them or their clothes! That'll teach them to (sorry for the pun!) piss you off!
lovebeecharmer 6
Maybe they peed in a cup and poured it?
naulty 0
Sounds like your a real chode and deserved it Usually some one taking that kind of effort to f up your day they have a good reason so I take pleasure in laughing at u and I hope many others do too ( too honest ?? Maybe )
kyarachan 2
I wonder what you did to *piss* them off ;)
BlondeForever101 6
Well down here in Dawson Ga it means that people don't like you!Well we tp or put silly string in the football lockers but that means they hate you.Your pretty much saying if your name is written on the broom wall your popular.No Hun.That is LoSeR for yOu!
appleboxes12 12
Ha ha ha ha ha see its funny because obviously you aren't funny.
carebear11026 0
how do u know they used a ladder they could have peed in a cup and thrown it up there
doglover100 29
I would've been pissed.
Liamj774 36
Better to pissed of than pissed on. I guess you were more pissed off, I guess
sugarpoppaige 6
"I'm so popular it hurts"? Really?