Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
Today, someone tried to break into my dorm room while I was in class. Ramming the metal door with their shoulder just dented it, so they pissed on my welcome mat and left. FML
Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML
Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML
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waswashere 0
They need to piss off
TheEpicMilkMan 13
maybe your ego caused them to piss on your locker?
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Comments (162)
landry5247 0
Keep your head up life gets better!
FemaIeDog 0
Keep your head up in this situation, and get pissed on from a ladder.
iseyixes 18
Well you could've followed the pee smell to the culprit.
nofearjenshere 12
Yeah, cause that'll work...
iseyixes 18
I just suggested this since he was stupid and said they needed a ladder when it's obv they peed into a cup or something like that.
structuredchaoz 4
Or peed in a cup and poured it in. A ladder is a bit much.
sassypenguinxox 15
I was thinking of the same exact concept
rac29 0
K people it's called sarcasm. He doesnt Actually mean he's super popular..And if someone did this to someone assigned special Ed, I think that's even sicker than doing it to just anyone. Grow some balls
CharliesCool2084 8
Hmmm... I think they're being serious.
kpopfanatic93 6
Special Ed? Where did that come from? He said Physical Ed.
thewife5 19
Why grow balls? Their sensitive and need to be handled with care.. How about grow a ******.. Now that can take a pounding
julialinn 2
They're* If you're going to quote Betty White, at least use correct grammar..
rac29 0
Hahahaha. Shit. Read that one wrong. Forget that part and go with the sarcasm bit :)
thewife5 19
First off "j" sorry I misspelled they're.. Seconded off, if you don't know who quoted something for sure, you might want to keep you're mouth closed... Just because you saw it on FB as Betty, doesn't make it true. The truth is that the joke was originally said by comic Sheng Wang on Mixtape Comedy Show. Wang borrowed it from something that was supposedly said by kid actor Ben Savage, and now somebody affixed Betty’s name to it thinking that it SOUNDED like something she would say.
rinse087 0
^seconded?
purplebabytacos1 14
84, betty white said it on her tv show, "Betty White: Off Their Rockers"
peaceloVedreams 9
Doubt ur popular bro(:
mee181 1
Your really stupid. They were obviously being sarcastic.
THE_A_TEEN 28
^ Irony at it's best! :)
julialinn 2
Yah lyk don't think yur awl populaaaar BRO(:
mee181 1
I was talking to the people who disliked it, but I guess it looks like I was talking to her. :)
rinse087 0
You seem popular as well. :)
mee181 1
Her or me? :)
Calyx_fml 22
I did it. No ladder. I'm hung like a stallion.
skroal 7
i really don't understand this one... can someone explain?
Zomg_Okay 27
Someone took a piss in OP's locker. It was especially cruel because OP's locker is high enough off the ground that you'd need to be standing on a ladder to aim that high. In order words, someone is willing to go to extreme lengths to make OP's life miserable.
GigaPudding_fml 24
And OP was being sarcastic when he/she said that "I'm so popular it hurts"
annagilbert 6
lmfaoooo yooooo! by far the best fml.
awwwyeah_png 4
Really? Assignments: Read more FML! Come back when you're done with your homework! 'nuff said...
RhylinnMarie88 0
Yeah, because that's what I do to the cool people at my school. Pee in their locker.
rinse087 0
That's very mean of you.
tophatmcsir 0
The amount of people who doesn't understand sarcasm in here is surprising.