zzdug
United States
Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML
kpopfanatic93
Miss Melbourne, United States 33 years-old Single
KillMeNow
United States
Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
yum yogurt
United States
Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML
awalc
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Where am I?
Today, I woke up with Skittles superglued to my forehead. FML
Anonymous
France
Potterheads, man…
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML