anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
stillkindahorny
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
omgdesdes
Casselberry, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML
Mary
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
frustrated
Killarney, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
stillhorny
🌶️ Spicy
Frustrated at work
Today, my guy finally got his brother out of their house so we could try and get busy. It was going okay when he tried to put on a condom. It got soft. We messed around a little longer tried again. Then a third time. I finally just started to get dressed and he took me to work. FML
wtfjusthappened
Redmond, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML
helpfulmom
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML
besviken
Uppsala, Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML
fuck but no fuck
Pretoria, South Africa 🌶️ Spicy
Bad start
Today, I finally felt ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him. In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with my nails. His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
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Dodge4x4Ram 46
baby steps are crucial when it's the 1st time
ohSNAPyall 27
The condom is an anti-baby step.
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Journiexo 18
Now for round two?!
tbro47 23
Just wait five to ten minutes then start again. It'll make him last longer the second time around anyway.
tishtashbat 16
That just means he can go for longer when you try again the second time! Y'know, if he isn't so embarrassed from the first time he can't get it up again. This should really be his FML, let him know it's ok and you're still ready to try again tomorrow.
MrConcise 35
At least the relationship is long term, because the sex surely isn't.
Enslaved 38
Look at it as a sacrificial lamb. Give him some orange juice, wait 20 minutes and proceed to the next round. (Repeat)
thenewgirl29 20
What is the OJ for?
Enslaved 38
It boosts libido and enhances his sex drive of course! As far as why OJ? I live in Florida so I'm a tad bit bias but it can be other types of juices. (:
GentlemanBastard 15
Plus fruit is supposed to make semen taste better, if OP plans on ingesting any.
Druu 53
Pineapple is said to have a positive effect.
Enslaved 38
#59 great now you have me picturing the OP resorting to drink out of that used condom. Blah! Lol
PoisonOrchid 21
Not all fruits work. I've found strawberries and pineapples work best. He needs to drink a lot of it for it to really make a difference though. A glass won't do much.
jamiro11 19
i sincerely hope you're talking about the juice.....
DogeMan 14
Wow someone got to excited
worldclassrager 41
Better luck next time Did you at least still do it? It's not the same yes but don't let it stop you
TechnicallyWrong 12
Hey, you can't blame him! Right?
trendkilla254 4
It shouldn't take too long to start over. And ydi if you ended it or let it end that way.
Swandive235 27
Hey, putting one on feels pretty funky. Especially the first time.