anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
stillkindahorny
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
omgdesdes
Casselberry, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML
Mary
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
frustrated
Killarney, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
stillhorny
🌶️ Spicy
Frustrated at work
Today, my guy finally got his brother out of their house so we could try and get busy. It was going okay when he tried to put on a condom. It got soft. We messed around a little longer tried again. Then a third time. I finally just started to get dressed and he took me to work. FML
wtfjusthappened
Redmond, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML
helpfulmom
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML
besviken
Uppsala, Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML
fuck but no fuck
Pretoria, South Africa 🌶️ Spicy
Bad start
Today, I finally felt ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him. In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with my nails. His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
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Dodge4x4Ram 46
baby steps are crucial when it's the 1st time
ohSNAPyall 27
The condom is an anti-baby step.
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anklespank 3
well we all have to start somewhere. he just need tons of sex. There you go. I solved ypur problem.
superdom 12
Put on another condom it's not over
lovebug177 21
I would have been pissed.
gogators941 11
Things happen eventually he will get it down and last much longer
vikky538 29
round two..works well..
Omniprism 15
The poor guy. He dreamt about this for so long. You need to head to the sex shop and get some lube that desensitized him. Or build him up to it. Go down on him or give him a hand job then move on the main event at a different time.
ladytigerhunts 20
Too much foreplay? :)
mashfan6507 17
All I know is my first (and last) time was a disaster...so don't worry
typicalblackboy 4
At least he got his pants off...
Meabh 2
Sex is not something that anyone is automatically good at. Society has given us unrealistic expectations of what sex is going to be like, at least at the beginning