anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
stillkindahorny
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
omgdesdes
Casselberry, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML
Mary
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
frustrated
Killarney, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
stillhorny
🌶️ Spicy
Frustrated at work
Today, my guy finally got his brother out of their house so we could try and get busy. It was going okay when he tried to put on a condom. It got soft. We messed around a little longer tried again. Then a third time. I finally just started to get dressed and he took me to work. FML
wtfjusthappened
Redmond, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML
helpfulmom
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML
besviken
Uppsala, Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML
fuck but no fuck
Pretoria, South Africa 🌶️ Spicy
Bad start
Today, I finally felt ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him. In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with my nails. His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
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Dodge4x4Ram 46
baby steps are crucial when it's the 1st time
ohSNAPyall 27
The condom is an anti-baby step.
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Comments (120)
jefrey 9
tell him that if he use condom then you cant moan....
rexey83 8
LMAO 20 SECONDS
Mrman1998 7
probably his first time, and got to excited. my friend went to have sex with his girlfriend and came right after he put the condom on, didnt even penetrate.
Maccaroney 11
The mind is a powerful tool.
Spigley 5
how in the literal fornication....
DesignerVagina 4
Round 2 is always better
jessiejamesp 11
That just mean he will last longer the second time just cause he came doesn't mean it's game over that's just round one!
justinnnkelley 4
he's a minute man
rxsalie 8
wow
Yoloz 0
It's been a long term relationship? Guys get boners. A loooottt of them, so imagine how many you must have given him in all that time. He was probably so ecstatic he was finally about to get laid that he couldn't control himself. So kinda feel like you deserve that one, plus he had it worse than you