Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
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Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
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teamhat 0
what a nice boyfriend you have there
redbluegreen 41
#9, they want to be the one that changes them into a nice guy or "saves" them, and most likely, they have daddy issues. Some just like to be with someone difficult or who will control them, because its "cute". Usually, in that last case, it just turns into abuse. That's my own personal opinion anyway.
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teamhat 0
what a nice boyfriend you have there
DIEHARDRUSHFAN 0
You know, more people don't want to hear these three words (I love you), most want to hear these three words...LET'S GET NAKED
okieraider71 4
If he does not want to talk to you then stuff your period stained panties in his mouth. Then leave.
HurriKaty 4
Diiiick!
VegasMade702 0
yah sounds like you got a winner there....way to pick em...LOL but that sucks hunn...
JOELY_fml 0
LEGEEENND
redbluegreen 41
Since you've been with him a year, I doubt this is highly an unusual behavior for him. What were you expecting? That sucks though. It's not like its a random day you're saying all this, its your anniversary.
crownme 0
Classic. . .YDI for disturbin your boyfriend while watchin tv lol
Akawolf 11
I doubt you'll get a girlfriend with that kind of attitude, just saying. Have some empathy...
jazminbliss 2
ooouuuch. I would have gotten soo pissed off at my boy. haha he would never hear the end of it, but really that does suck... honestly #6???
driscoll1985 0
It really does depend what was on TV. If it was 24 then it really should be your boyfriends fml for interupting his bauer hour with an I love you!!!
zandar 0
Never understood what women find attractive about assholes. Anybody want to enlighten me?
torgie 1
Just one year and he's already indifferent. Nice.