Today, I matched with a woman on Tinder with whom I'd already talked on another dating app. The conversation had died out pretty quickly, so I was surprised she gave me a second chance. Her first message was to tell me how boring I was on the other app. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hitting it off pretty well with a girl I met through a dating app. However, she's never going to speak to me again because I also happened to "match" with her friend. How was I supposed to know they knew each other? FML
Today, I finally matched with someone on Tinder after using it for a month. I sent a message and they unmatched. FML
Today, I was swiping on Tinder when the app told me there was one else left to meet. I haven't had any matches. FML
Today, some babe finally super-liked me on Tinder, but didn't want to continue the chat after finding out I'm shorter than her. FML
Today, I was messaging a girl on a dating app. Things were going well so I thought I'd ask her to meet. She had listed hiking as an interest 3 times on her profile so I suggested we meet at a state park. She told me she doesn't hike on a first meet and blocked me. FML
Today, I was on Tinder and only one girl matched with me. She gave me a "Super-Like" so I thought she must want to get to know each other and see what happens. Nope. She recognized me as the guy who adopted the stray cat she was taking care of last year, and just wanted to know how he was doing. FML
Today, I found out the Tinder girl I'd ghosted after going on a date with her committed suicide. They came to me for answers because I was the last known person that ever talked to her. FML
Today, I realised just how lonely I am. After using Tinder for about a week, I got my first match. I said hi while I was in class since I was excited, but by the time I'd gotten back home, she'd unmatched me. I've never felt so hurt by a complete stranger before. FML
Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I'd first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I'd decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML
Today, I went on a virtual date with someone I met on a hyper-personalized dating app. It turns out that the app matched me with my ex. Again. Because, apparently, “statistically, you two have so much in common, and also unresolved issues.” FML
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Top comments
Lobby_Bee 18
That's when you tell her it's difficult to try to keep a intellectual conversation with a brick.
Greatness Inc 12
Wrong FML
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Comments (15)
Kara_araK 24
What the hell is wrong with people? Why would you slam into a car with yours to stop someone?
Greatness Inc 12
Wrong FML
manb91uk 22
Someone’s trying to win the meta-comment award but has no concept of the concept.
Lobby_Bee 18
That's when you tell her it's difficult to try to keep a intellectual conversation with a brick.
Rabite 28
It's better to be boring than a flamer.
RichardPencil 32
You shoulda got naked and jacked off to ****. At least she couldn’t say you were “boring” anymore.
jbuckets_404 39
But Richard, his doing that would still make for a boring conversation from her point of view i.e., she'd still be right ... AND still bored.... lol
RichardPencil 32
What?? There’s no conversation during ****! Why would you talk over the scintillating dialogue? That’s the best part!
inappropes 31
It takes two to tango. Unless op is one of those people who just reply yes/no to everything she is just as boring as him lol.
Rabite 28
What a stupid assumption and quite far from reality just so that you can insult her or what?
Rabite 28
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
pjsr 33
That poop is not chocolate. Why’d you even open the profile?
acmariner99 25
“Yawn”
tounces7 28
I'm sure she'll meet a nice exciting future serial killer before long.