mandinga
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Please?
Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The secret
Today, my husband of 35 years told me he had an affair with his secretary in 1995, when I was home with 3 preschoolers. At the time, the phone system required that the secretary pick up, so I was saying hello to her like a fool. I had no idea at the time. He would just come home and tell me how hard his job was. FML
Nobody
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Anonymous
New Malden, United Kingdom
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
FuhedUp
Classic mistake
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Enragedbitch
Torrance, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband informed me that he recently slept with a secretary of his to become better at sex for me. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he cheated on me or that he seriously believes that he has a reasonable excuse. FML
tmi4me
United States
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Anonymous
Backstabber
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Sdutent
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
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akiro525 3
well alteast he asked you first.
OneandOnlyOne 0
And, what did you tell him when you picked him up off the floor??
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Comments (228)
Noodlez_fml 0
STOP BEING A SELFISH BITCH! HE SHOULD LEAVE YOU
take_a_moment 0
SELFISH???? how the **** is that selfish you @@^)*#^$)*#^ #@^)(*#@^$ (*^!!!!! ok for starters we know Nothing of their relationship and what they look like and about their background and whatever so all that anyone can actually 'assume' is that she has the normal expectations of a marriage (and these are just mine, i'm sure everyone's will vary) : loyalty, trust, respect, love (the main ones). so how is she being selfish? you obviously have a ****** up way of looking at love mate! peace
ShetHappensxx 0
Ahaha Dayyum. That is hilarious im sorry. Your hubby is a dumbfuck
giganticbrain 0
You're a dumbfuck for using the term "hubby"
ohFawkYou 0
threeeee some ! :D HAHAHAHAAA ! lols.
buttseckz 0
Apparently none of you know how a divorce works.
computerpete 3
I'd ask him for permission to set him on fire. If he's stupid enough to think you'd agree to his request, maybe he'll agree to yours. What planet does your husband live on, anyway?
JokerJohn7 0
Wow what an ass he is. but at least he asked you lol
ilikeu12 0
Ha wow that is a bad sit just better diviorce his ass take half of ur share meet somebody new and die happily
XxCoolPersonxX 0
Hey, at least he asked... you better have slapped him and kicked his nuts
whatsmccraken 0
you should have said, "Go ahead, I've been doing the dirty with gardener. and I've replaced your viagra with estrogen pills. You'll be hearing from my divorce lawyer that you're paying for. Oh yeah one more thing, your secretary has herpes."
Medea_FTW 0
This. Also, most likely the secretary is already pregnant.
Weevil_fml 0
Obviously I wasn't there, but from here this sounds suspiciously like one of those mythical things I like to call "jokes."