mandinga
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Please?
Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The secret
Today, my husband of 35 years told me he had an affair with his secretary in 1995, when I was home with 3 preschoolers. At the time, the phone system required that the secretary pick up, so I was saying hello to her like a fool. I had no idea at the time. He would just come home and tell me how hard his job was. FML
Nobody
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Anonymous
New Malden, United Kingdom
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
FuhedUp
Classic mistake
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Enragedbitch
Torrance, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband informed me that he recently slept with a secretary of his to become better at sex for me. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he cheated on me or that he seriously believes that he has a reasonable excuse. FML
tmi4me
United States
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Anonymous
Backstabber
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Sdutent
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
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akiro525 3
well alteast he asked you first.
OneandOnlyOne 0
And, what did you tell him when you picked him up off the floor??
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Comments (228)
emo_babe 0
....Say no and ask for a threesome instead. That way you can have fun, & keep your husband ;) haha jks
KillU2009 0
DAMN!
allmidnighteyes 11
According to the OP, she thinks her husband's secretary is hot. This is grounds enough to ask for a threesome. "...with his hot secretary." Therefore, OP would probably be up for it. I dare someone to challenge my logic on this.
nerdy_singer 0
She said FML because her husband wanted to have sex with someone other than her, thusly, she probably didn't want him to in any form, especially if he thaught she was attractive
DameGreyWulf 1
I challenge! Perhaps she was describing the sec. in her husband's terms?
allmidnighteyes 11
nerdy_singer - you spelled "thought" wrong. Your argument is henceforth invalid, along with any future points you may bring up. Dame - I do believe that if that were the case, the OP would have put hot in quotes?
DameGreyWulf 1
She might have originally, but it was edited. FML mods tend to do things like that, for seemingly no reason. Or, she wasn't thinking right. Sometimes I skip out on quotations when I probably should have put them. But of course, to jump the fence, if he was asking her possibly he believes in polygamy, and if she married him knowing that.... threesome away.
nerdy_singer 0
The only reason you said that my one misspelling makes my point invalid is that you know I am right. If you think this point is wrong, then give me a valid argument to my previous point, ignoring the misspelling.
allmidnighteyes 11
http://i28.tinypic.com/34g0sv4.jpg done.
TheLetterZero 7
Guys, ignore midnight, he's just another one of those "OMG THREESOME" idiots. The OP does not state that she thinks the secretary is hot. Duh.
allmidnighteyes 11
GJ on the whole taking me seriously thing.
FMLreactor 0
Well I hope you gave it to him
KarateKidJordan 0
Well he asked?
GeneralBE 0
at least he asked
xbabby95g 3
uhhhh lmao that's ******
tradit03 0
brendiz- I'm sure she asked if he already did it with her.
Feverrotes 15
If you did say yes, this world would be a much better place. If honesty is the most important element in a loving relationship, what's the problem?
lmmmr 0
Its not a loving relationship without love.
O_HALEZ_NAW 0
People can still be sexually attracted to other people while being in love with someone else.
Feverrotes 15
Exactly my point. Who said there was no love? There is love, it just exists for more than 1 female being at a time. At least he admits it.
take_a_moment 0
see it's because of you wankers that the divorce rate is so high, this lady obviously still holds high values for marriage where a husband and wife love and respect each other no matter what! and if someone goes into a marriage thinking that 'oh well if i get bored i'll just hook up with the nearest hot secretary and if just to make sure that i'm honest i'll tell my wife about it and everything will be ok'. yeah like ******* hell!! to me, and the majority of the population, adultery is the lowest form of disrespect you can show to your spouse (unless you're swingers, their choice), but if you go into a marriage and have said vows to your loved one and you break them or are asking to break them then it is over!! and in the case that they have kids then that would be a situation you need to work out to avoid a split, i have split parents and don't wish anybody to go through that. so seriously people think about the values that OP holds before you comment on such a sacred (well at least it used to be) union! peace!
jonny2x4 0
It took a lot of courage for him to ask you that. He probably has issues with guilt. Go on and throw him a bone why dontcha?