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Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML
Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband of 35 years told me he had an affair with his secretary in 1995, when I was home with 3 preschoolers. At the time, the phone system required that the secretary pick up, so I was saying hello to her like a fool. I had no idea at the time. He would just come home and tell me how hard his job was. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Today, my husband informed me that he recently slept with a secretary of his to become better at sex for me. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he cheated on me or that he seriously believes that he has a reasonable excuse. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
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akiro525 3
well alteast he asked you first.
OneandOnlyOne 0
And, what did you tell him when you picked him up off the floor??
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Comments (228)
Wankster 0
Bwahaha you should join them
22jrdn55 15
lol i was thinking about a threesome too!
take_a_moment 0
being sarcastic my arse, shows how much respect you have for 'marriage' hey! marriage is meant to be for life and you meant to respect and trust the other no matter what and that does Not include cheating you idiot!! ****! peace
Vaetrus 0
It's called "swingers." People do it all the time. Marriage is open to interpretation. Especially given the controversy about who should get the "privilege" of marriage and what it constitutes. He may be an ass and her feelings may have been hurt. But it looks like he has done no wrong by the church or the law. He asked. He didn't proceed and do it. And you can't tell me that marriage makes all men turn off appreciation of another women's assets. She could tell him no, divorce him, or ask him why and try to resolve it. And it could have been a joke. But there probably are guys in open relationships with their wives. That or he's messed up in the head and thought he should have asked since she keeps his balls under lock and key. @121: xD @105: That sucks. In that case, he doesn't seem like he has an affection for her at all. She should ditch him and recover now because it will hurt worse later.
tingting1 0
then get a divorce?
brendiz 0
You know he probably already had sex with her, because what guy ever asks for permission when his dogs on heat?? He's probably asking for permission now because he feels guilty about it, & now wants you to say yes so he can keep doing it & not feel so guilty. Just another way of seeing this...
Illumi113 0
That almost makes sense, except for one GIANT hole in your logic. Even the most drunken, stupid man should know that if you try to ask your wife if can have an affair, unless you have already decided to have an open marriage, the only answer you could possibly receive is hell no. I do agree with you that he has probably already slept with the secretary. He's probably asking because he feels guilty, and because it's one of those things that feels like the moral thing to do, even though it really isn't.
gizmodorner 15
how dare you generalize us. I could say all women shouldn't go to college because there are people who are stupid like you in the world.
RandomAttack 0
You should have said "only if i can join".
4440123 0
18th take that bitch
feari_princess 0
you suck.
JP101 0
Hey! At least he asked first!
allmidnighteyes 11
OP is only saying FML because her husband wouldn't let her watch. Voyeuristic sluttt ;D
Illumi113 0
What is with you, you sick ****? Morons like you make me ashamed to be a man.
allmidnighteyes 11
Because everything people say on the internet is serious, right? GTFO
DanizzleXFoSho 6
I enjoy your sense of humor. Hopefully you were kidding though ;D
mohamedrocks 0
F ur life haha
Emma_91 0
Well at least he asked you! Seriously, what was he thinking?
theguccibag 0
Maybe he wanted 2 get involved lmao