mandinga
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Please?
Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The secret
Today, my husband of 35 years told me he had an affair with his secretary in 1995, when I was home with 3 preschoolers. At the time, the phone system required that the secretary pick up, so I was saying hello to her like a fool. I had no idea at the time. He would just come home and tell me how hard his job was. FML
Nobody
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Anonymous
New Malden, United Kingdom
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
FuhedUp
Classic mistake
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Enragedbitch
Torrance, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband informed me that he recently slept with a secretary of his to become better at sex for me. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he cheated on me or that he seriously believes that he has a reasonable excuse. FML
tmi4me
United States
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Anonymous
Backstabber
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Sdutent
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
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akiro525 3
well alteast he asked you first.
OneandOnlyOne 0
And, what did you tell him when you picked him up off the floor??
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Comments (228)
beautiful_mayhem 0
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DameGreyWulf 1
At least he asked you.... I guess... You know, it's one thing to find someone else attractive, quite another to find them so attractive you'd like to screw them instead of your spouse. And, 15's got a point.
the0ther 0
lol. on the one hand your feelings are probably hurt, but on the other hand, you're probably turned-on by a man with the balls to say something like that. you deserve it for falling in love with a cheater.
O_HALEZ_NAW 0
How do you know for sure that the OP's husband is a cheater?
Illumi113 0
You clearly don't have the least bit of understanding about a woman's feelings. I may not understand them very well myself, but at the very least, I know that shit like this will piss most women off, not turn them on, you ******* dumbass.
Theguybehindyou 0
at least he asked you instead of doing it beind your back.
Illumi113 0
Divorce his sorry ass. Maybe he hasn't done anything yet, but he clearly does not value the relationship he has with you. He doesn't love you. I'm not saying that to be mean, or a troll. I mean, seriously, he just does not love you. He's not worth keeping as a husband.
Docblack_fml 0
because divorce is the answer to every thing!!!
iljajlm 4
Hmm...well he did ask first. Although that's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard in my life. I also have to agree and say that he probably already did it. Divorce his ass. Even if he didn't have sex with her it's a little degreading to do so.
iljajlm 4
*degrading*
Matzaball300 0
hahaha well atleast he asked!!! how often do u see that??? but i seriously hope he was kidding... and if he wasnt... then tell him since ur leaving him u dont care what he sticks his penis into :) then smack him across his sorry face and make ur dramatic exit.
rasche 0
boobs
22jrdn55 15
random
carleeto810 0
I like #63's idea! :D Hahaha.
YDIxLol 0
How... What the **** word do I use for this kinda FML? Gay? No... ****** up? No... HOLY SHIT? Maybe. This is just... Odd.