Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML
Today, my mom laughed about hearing me singing in the shower and told our whole family. I wasn't singing, though. I was masturbating. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML
Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12
Oh I've seen this movie!! ....Pornhub right?
StormGirl142 24
I think you accidentally a few words.
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Comments (285)
grannygruber 6
Now that's giving mom some ammunition for when she meets your gf! Hey honey, do you remember when you said you think of me while whacking off? But seriously dude, FYL, first time a FML has made me laugh so hard!
arrowtopatella 11
I got caught once, it's so bad, especially since I was lying down with my legs spread apart... Shower is the best place to do it.
Thatguy5806 2
what made you think of saying that?
v4l_v4l 1
Hahaha
MangaManiacNat 13
Really that is all you could think of that? Next time either think quicker on your feet or think of an excuse before hand.
PYLrulz 17
Whatever floats your boat :-/
to041 4
i agree that was a bad idea
StephanyTheSheep_fml 4
Uh eww whattafack! Is she a milf
harof1c 0
Wtf you would say your thinking about her
AffenKid 9
Freudian slip of the dick?