Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
You told your mom to come in your room while you're masturbating? Ick.
Nhayaa2.0 17
I'll never understand dinners at 6.
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Comments (5)
RichardPencil 32
You told your mom to come in your room while you're masturbating? Ick.
Jon Tessler 14
since he told her to, knowing he was masturbating, it's obvious he wanted her to "give him a hand".
RichardPencil 32
The OP appears to be female, so the image is less disturbing than if it were a male. Still, quite disturbing!
Glitterbaby2613 20
I feel like he missed a word, he meant to say told her not to lol
Nhayaa2.0 17
I'll never understand dinners at 6.
RichardPencil 32
It's pretty normal in the US. Gives us time to make room for a late-night snack.
raven_of_azarath 35
My bedtime is 8pm since I have to get up so early for work, so dinner 5-6 is normal for me. Gives the food time to digest before bed, and I’m less likely to be sick in the morning.
Brightside86 31
So how awkward was that dinner?
xaonng 5
I'm sure this was a typo and OP meant not to enter his room