Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
Today, I had to sit for an hour listening to my girlfriend talk to her ex about his testicles. She laughed more during that conversation than she ever has with me. FML
Today, I had a rare phone call from my ex-girlfriend. We ended up talking for hours about old times. It was the best conversation we have had in forever, it made me miss her and miss us. Later on in the day, she called back asking what we talked about. She was too high too remember. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML
Today, my wife and I were doing it when the phone rang. She answered it, and rode me while carrying on a more than a five minute conversation with her father. FML
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KFPanda32 1
Hope you left that broad...
megapeyt 17
Ditch the bitch
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Comments (195)
rackcityXD 0
You should've taking it and hung up
michaelray 4
Ya need to tell her how it going to be they all listen and if they don't you don't need em
flufflybuttons 4
dumping her would be nice
Jasonf6 0
Im confused. Why do you still refer to her as your girlfriend after that?
ChubbyNicki 6
Dumped.
DeeBoii6 0
Dump tha bitch
MelissaHope1986 8
Maybe someone should add the ex told the girl earlier that his dad may have cancer the girl and the ex were friends for twelve years and the call was saying that his dad does intact have cancer and that the bf just sent nude pics to an ugly snatch
Hikarishimizu 13
What, does this mean you're the girlfriend in question?
MelissaHope1986 8
Honestly don't know this happened to me a week ago then I saw this post I see the address is the only thing that is wrong but anyone can say they live anywhere and it was quite during sex close but no clothes were even off
theladysman 1
sounds like your not the only one hitting that
unicornsbears 5
Thats messed up like no other.... Hope you tell her good bye
Teags3 3
Forgetting for a second that it was her ex, she shouldn't be answering the phone in the middle of a ****. Shows how much she respects you.