Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
Today, I had to sit for an hour listening to my girlfriend talk to her ex about his testicles. She laughed more during that conversation than she ever has with me. FML
Today, I had a rare phone call from my ex-girlfriend. We ended up talking for hours about old times. It was the best conversation we have had in forever, it made me miss her and miss us. Later on in the day, she called back asking what we talked about. She was too high too remember. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML
Today, my wife and I were doing it when the phone rang. She answered it, and rode me while carrying on a more than a five minute conversation with her father. FML
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KFPanda32 1
Hope you left that broad...
megapeyt 17
Ditch the bitch
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Comments (195)
pexy_fml 16
Her ex can still screw with you even when he is away from her
Marcelb 17
And if OP is smart, she can screw her ex too, because he isn't doing it anymore.
Llamacod 11
first of all, op is a guy. secondly who says that op' s girlfriend isn't still ******* her ex? sounds like a very real pussibility
NeDaroft 5
I Hate when that happens
KiddNYC1O 22
How often?
rcgirl2 11
I hope you dumped her ass
russfml 31
I hope for you that you walked out after that. Lose the bitch you can do better
NoReservations 9
She's just not that into you.
NoReservations 9
I realized someone else posted this before me.. after my comment was sent. Unfortunately, you cannot delete comments.
rebelliousshroom 12
Aw, I'm in a similar situation. It didn't happen during sex, but still, if the ex calls he drops everything he's doing and talks for an hour. I don't know if this is a dumping reason, though. Your girlfriend was obviously tactless, and you should tell her, but sometimes people can still have issues to solve with their ex for closure, and at the same time be in love with their new gf/bf. You should probably keep some distance though, not get too attached too fast. That's what I'm doing. Hope things work out for you =)
jwebster 8
Unless he has a kid with her he has no need to keep contact. It's tasteless and show total lack of respect for the current relationship. If there are no kids involved then dump his ass. If there are make sure he is keeping the conversation limited to the kids. He doesn't need to know about her life and she doesn't need to know about his.
PlaidPanda 9
The only reason I can see still talking to an ex is, if you were friends before hand, like you said, there are kids involved, or you're still sleeping with your ex.
Zomg_Okay 27
33 - Obviously the ex shouldn't come before the current boy/girlfriend but if it was a friendly break up there should be no reason someone couldn't stay in touch with an ex.
Llamacod 11
uhh panda, I don't know how well you can count but that was actually 3 reasons not 1.
PlaidPanda 9
Sorry for forgetting the s on reasons, **** dude.
eman1972 4
Very good outlook.
Llamacod 11
well, since 3 is plural you would also need to change the "is" to "are"
PlaidPanda 9
Llamacod- I can in fact count to three, I realized my mistake, even apologized I think we can just let it be grammar nazi. Wait, a grammar nazi would have just corrected my mistake, why be rude about it? I was wrong, you were right, is that what you wanted? I'm really not too dense to admit grammar issues, and I do suck at it, so go ahead and correct the rest of my comments. ;)
kennamc 0
I hope you gave her an STD
collegechica 7
wouldn't that mean OP has to suffer an STD as well? ... that wouldn't exactly be ideal.
krysxkatastrophe 14
"Hello? Oh, I'm fine! No, I'm not doing anything important!" That's the moment when you should have made super loud sex noises.
Unbweavable 17
She's totally doing him. Bet she doesn't answer the phone when YOU call!
fasneasy 1
Drop that bitch