Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML
Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. Just as she took her shirt off, her phone rang. It was her mom, demanding she return home. Now I've been cockblocked, and my girlfriend's mom seems to be a goddamn clairvoyant. Awesome. FML
Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone, he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
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sthrr 6
and she didn't feel the need to hang up? Ew..
crystal_james 0
The fact that your mom was listening to you have phone sex is pretty disturbing. But YDI for using the home phone...
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Comments (114)
relyo 0
That's why I always use a cellphone when I have phone sex with my girlfriend.
DjeePee 25
But for those of us who don't have a subscription, that can be very expensive.
ScaughtieHolden 11
win!
thefriendlyc 0
your moms a perv if she didn't just hang up...
a123bubblyblonde 0
I just found out today my mom and i use the same vibrator.... and i also found out she has herpes FML
longrodvonhugend_fml 0
bullshit
bariforlife 0
i agree with 45 thats just wrong of your mom to stay on the line quiet for that long...either she could have said something right from the start or hang up
Skroal_stomper 5
Me too. only Cellphone use during phone sex with my mom.
poiuytjfffc 0
truss
bevsta 7
You have a gf #1? lol!
jdude2913 0
I don't think u have one
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Did anyone else catch what #86 said? "Only a cell phone use during phone sex with my mom."..... wtf? Lol.
sthrr 6
and she didn't feel the need to hang up? Ew..
CelesteRenee93 0
my thoughts exactly!
cudgel1023 0
thinking the same
nbk1405 0
2 profile picture hotness win :D OP YDI for havin phone sex on a house phone idiot?!
krazygirl100 9
why the hell did she keep listining any way thats realy creepy i would just hang up
NOTquiteRAMBO 10
WINCEST!
crystal_james 0
The fact that your mom was listening to you have phone sex is pretty disturbing. But YDI for using the home phone...
thisismyname_fml 1
my thoughts exactly.
sierracn97 5
And your mom didn't have the nerve to hang up?
FUGYU 2
win
alki_fml 5
your mom is creepy.
Grahamcracka 0
yeah lol
chrstygrl06 10
She wanted in on the action.
coderedz 0
she just wanted to make sure they knew what they were doing, they probably found out it was her when she said no no your doing it all wrong.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
haha
jokesta187 11
Next time ask your girl friend if she wants to have a 3 sum with your mom. Then see what your mother says to that.
jokesta187 11
Next time ask your girl friend if she wants to have a 3 sum with your mom. then she if your ease droper of a mom has to say.
TheNewGuy03 29
this is...wrong. nothing further. |the kid|
TheDrifter 24
I was thinking it was right in all the wrong ways.
Jimboom 12
That must have been some good phone sex if your mom was even getting off on it. So what tipped you off that she was on the other end? The low moaning? The shouting of your daddy's name when she climaxed?
bigredmonkeybutt 30
omg ewww. worse she screamed her son's name lol.
bms1996 12
lmao