Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I met my ex from the college, and he invited me to dinner. Back then, he was rude and a bit abusive, but I agreed anyway. The man I saw today is loving, caring and fun, with a good job, and I really liked his wife. On the other hand, I'm between jobs, and my relationship's turned into the utter bore. FML
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML
Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML
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fretforyerlatte 0
he must be pretty awesome, even you enjoyed hearing about how great he is.
LA_Barbie 11
lol I'm jealous because I know as soon as my ex finds out about the next guy I date he won't be my friend anymore...u stayed friends with your ex somehow and u approve of her new bf over yourself...well FYL
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Comments (30)
generalfartimus 0
You know what? Why can't us men just fart in their faces when they give us a hard time? You know. Mate, when you see her, shat on her face. Show her who's boss. Works every time..
futtgoredo 0
wut you takin bout Willis!!!!!
Kenpachi_fml 0
Such a tool and i agree grab her head and fart in her face
skaffz 0
u suck
The_9th_Doctor 18
we all know you do. it's no big secret
fretforyerlatte 0
he must be pretty awesome, even you enjoyed hearing about how great he is.
Blithe_626 0
LOL @ #4. or he just likes to kiss ass
pbuk 0
Can you say "meathead". You're not very quick on the up-take are you?
kukopia 0
+ 10!! I bet OP can press more than new bf... but we see where that's gotten him.
GreenMeanie 0
EVERYONE look at this kid's face. ****!
LA_Barbie 11
lol I'm jealous because I know as soon as my ex finds out about the next guy I date he won't be my friend anymore...u stayed friends with your ex somehow and u approve of her new bf over yourself...well FYL
plexico 4
If it was such a good time hearing about why this guy is so great, why don't you go blow him? That'll **** up your ex-girlfriend much more than even the wettest fart to the face.
Supermum43 0
Suckerrrrrr
TheLetterZero 7
Are you sure there were no drugs involved in this "work-out" OP?
Action_Batch 0
OP You spent a whole evening not being able to pick up on her derisive, callous passive aggressive sarcasm? That leads to only one conclusion; You're an idiot. But lucky you, the world is full of idiots so I'm sure you'll find someone soon! YAY!