Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
Today, I had to sit for an hour listening to my girlfriend talk to her ex about his testicles. She laughed more during that conversation than she ever has with me. FML
Today, I had a rare phone call from my ex-girlfriend. We ended up talking for hours about old times. It was the best conversation we have had in forever, it made me miss her and miss us. Later on in the day, she called back asking what we talked about. She was too high too remember. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML
Today, my wife and I were doing it when the phone rang. She answered it, and rode me while carrying on a more than a five minute conversation with her father. FML
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KFPanda32 1
Hope you left that broad...
megapeyt 17
Ditch the bitch
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Comments (195)
photoquilty 6
It sounds like she still has feelings for him. You might want to ease out of this one.
Kingbreezy04 10
Someones still has feelings for her ex > someone is bad at sex.....it can go either eat
Llamacod 11
someone still has feelings for her ex is greater than someone is bad at sex??? it can go either eat?? what?
mariah_victoria 0
He probably meant way. He might have autocorrect... Or he's just bad with grammar.. Jsjdjdjrjjrje yeah.
TheEpicPies 15
She sucks!
olpally 33
And blows! :D
reddudeover 2
In this case she wasn't doing much of either and that was the problem!
lakotalife 5
I've done that before but not for an hour long conversation. Dump her ass before she dumps you.
offensenator 0
I know how that is. It happened to me. Just leaver her, it's the best thing for you to do
AbsurdHAD3S 4
Dump her
mimiame 2
That's when u grab the phone turn it off and go back at it!! Haha
rubyliu8420 7
Dump that stupid b****h!!!
sinn3r76 9
Sounds like you're not hitting it right
totheforest84 4
You should of finished on her and told her to leave and not call again.