Today, my wife and I were doing it when the phone rang. She answered it, and rode me while carrying on a more than a five minute conversation with her father. FML
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Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML
Today, I decided to call my wife while she was having a private lunch with my parents. I began to tell her all the nasty things I was going to do to her in bed. Halfway through my fantasy, she giggled and told me that she was going to take me off speakerphone. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, I got a call from my girlfriend. In front of my wife. There was nowhere to run since we were in the car and my Bluetooth feature was on. My girlfriend’s phone had died and unbeknownst to me, she was calling from her mom’s phone, which is why I answered. I'm now walking home. It’s 5 miles away. FML
Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML
Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML
Today, I was driving my drunk mother home when my phone rang. It was my boyfriend, so I asked her to answer the call. My mother then questioned him on our sex life and was especially interested to know if we'd used handcuffs because I "like them." I have no recollection of ever telling her this. FML
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Dreamworld_fml 0
Wow that's pretty sad lol. You must not be all that satisfying in bed : / You should have grabbed her waist, lifting her slightly in the air, and pound the shit out of her to make her really scream and moan and hang up that damn phone. ; )
littlegolferboy 4
You've watched too many pornos.
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Comments (109)
j0vanaw0ah 0
hahahahahahahaha FAIL :)
Delahelacopter 0
Thats hilarious.... and oddly arousing..
MadVlrus 1
Yeh.... it has some appeal to it for some odd reason... :P
pedobearsstalker 0
yeah dad the kids are fi...ha...ha...HAAAAYYOOOOEWWW...fine
glenzhao2 16
What's the FML here? Multitasking is an important trait in a woman. She's a keeper.
Crncj 0
at least she kept going
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
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multitasking sucks, fyl maybe next time when you do it at the kitchen, she can make you a sandwich
steffanie_fml 0
sexist jokes ftw.
White667 0
Haha, win xD
peedxdxdx 0
epic win!
LLiizzzz___ 0
Epic
miniman332211 0
dude u kiddin that's hot. how is this an fml lol
ParkerBeach 1
1st post
Lx416 0
salty.. lmao -ł
T1MBO 0
And you did nothing about it? I'm sorry but YDI. Your life isn't effed, you just have a wife who doesn't prioritize. Try oral next time.
stephxor 0
that is ****** up
werzal 5
I agree with #6
Brittaneyyy 0
how? it's not really a fml it's just she's way to comfortable with her family or it could be the sex is bad which makes it a fml
Taylo12237 5
I agree with #10
Nexxion 0
How is this an FML? Your wife is awesome. I bet you'd complain if she made you a sandwich and accidently chose sourdough instead of white... Sourdough is awesome.
gev 0
what, this sort of thing is a problem?
axs333 0
egh, I'm sure based on context it was bad sex. but personally I think it's hot trying to carry on a conversation while having sex. it's funny and bizzare and really worth it if they break their composure!
stolencookie 17
It's difficult. My ex used to answer my phone and hand it to me on purpose while we did it. The sex was never bad, so it was no easy task.
Dreamworld_fml 0
Wow that's pretty sad lol. You must not be all that satisfying in bed : / You should have grabbed her waist, lifting her slightly in the air, and pound the shit out of her to make her really scream and moan and hang up that damn phone. ; )
littlegolferboy 4
You've watched too many pornos.
Tevon 0
@29 Agreed
acoti 0
LMAO that was awesome #29
pedobearsstalker 0
it's called experience 29 but I can picture that dad: hey hon OP's wife: SWEET MOTHA FOCKA JESUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
macca1234 1
says Pedobearsstalker?
AmberBri 8
Yeah. I'm sure it's from experience.