Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was using my iPad for a presentation. I locked it and left it connected to the projector while I prepared to present. When I turned around to begin, I realized there had been a push notification from Groupon asking if I was still interested in a dildo. FML
Today, I was doing a Power Point presentation to the management committee. Outlook Express was still open, and right in the middle of the presentation, a window popped up notifying me of a new message. "Subject: our reply to your application for the post of Marketing Manager." FML
Today, I was at work and was in a conversation with some colleagues. I go to check my phone and accidentally clicked on the Safari app. Safari still had PornHub pulled up. FML
Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML
Today, I thought it was a great idea to join a work meeting while I was taking a shower. But thanks to Murphy's law, everything that could go wrong went wrong. I'd forgotten to turn off my webcam. Now my boss and my other 500 coworkers are asking me about my "OnlyFans account." FML
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML
Today, I watched a YouTube video at work because I was bored. I forgot I was on a conference call and my computer's desktop was shared with 15 other people. No one said anything till it ended. FML
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Top comments
Feklfekl2222 32
Why do people have these in their work computers/laptops? It always puzzles me
Mama_Umbridge 8
Your username scares me
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Comments (216)
Feklfekl2222 32
Why do people have these in their work computers/laptops? It always puzzles me
RaggleFrock 13
Lol maybe he spends 50% of his time working and the other 50% wanking.
badbadkitty 5
I have one laptop. I do both work and personal things on it.... Why buy two different computers?
OriginalimoaN 15
Maybe so you don't have notifications for **** sites in the middle of presentations...
MetalxSoldier 26
Haha... What a loser! They were probably thinking "what kind of idiot pays for ****?"
Pentium_4 27
you don't wanna know how many computers i have. fine i'll tell you, i have 12. and one definitely has a designated purpose....if you know what i mean.
folfg0 12
When you gotta fap.... You gotta fap.
courtneyann211 10
10- a lot of companies give their employees a laptop so they can work from home when it's required
Mollyp123 0
Heres and idea.. Instead of watching **** and wasting your time.. Go get a girl.. Have some fun.. Make mistakes.. It's what life is about!!
fthislyfe 22
82: I watch **** even if I have a boyfriend. Are those two really related?
reddudeover 2
82 - Another person who thinks **** and relationships are diametrically opposed well they aren't. I don't watch **** as a substitute for anything. I watch it when I'm in a relationship and when I'm not.
IndieCowboy 15
Maybe cuz not everyone is loaded with cash enough to afford two laptops... Dumbass
davymac718 4
69 likes is pretty appropriate. Won't "thumb's up" out of principle!
Llamacod 11
79, on the flip side, a lot of companies don't give employees computers to work on. what's your point.
chickenzipper 2
He's "paying" for **** subscription. Sounds to me like he's got a few extra $.
bunniex1 11
PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!
reddawn1985 12
Women shouldn't sell there body's for money. Unless its Kim K then I'm good with that.
simmer333 0
119 you say cuz because it's short and I say stfu because it's short :P
Mama_Umbridge 8
Your username scares me
FMLsAreAwesome 0
Your picture scares me.
biggestfan23 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
#5 you don't say?
FMLsAreAwesome 0
21- You're not doing it right.
anzie_fml 9
2- did you get my text? Well, you didn't text me back...
aleeshttylXD 9
#5 i dont think she checks her comments ... :]
iwilkilalzmBs 2
Oh yeah more starkid fans
Mama_Umbridge 8
Mama_Umbridge 8
Well you didn't text me back...
Spencer2597 10
No parties.... Unless UMBRIDGE KS INVITED!
TakeABow9 1
Love da StarKid xD
theamazingone_12 7
This dude deserves it for 2 reasons.... numbero uno it was on a work computer and numbero dos he was payin for ****
Mama_Umbridge 8
número
anzie_fml 9
Mama Umbridge, how come you were upvoted (by myself as well) for repeating my joke, while I was buried? :( I guess I'll just go away.
Boston_4_Life 3
Did you renew your subscription?
Yinky 6
Just share the subscription it will show that you work better in a team.
xFluttershy 7
It'd be pretty ironic if the notification included a short screening of office ****
auzz1_pride 9
Have fun explaining that to your superiors.
ohSNAPyall 27
No explanation necessary. I'd be more concerned about getting teased about it FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, even to future hires.
I_Has_A_Fishy 12
His superiors probably watch **** too. Who doesn't? Honestly.
Skittlepickle 13
Some of the other men probably all have accounts too.
mckibabe 7
And women?
sharpfeather 7
Why did i read that in Peter Griffen's voice?
Ray_of_midnight 23
But they probably have the sense not to watch **** from a work computer and/or at work.
thebigtwinkie 28
there are 2 types of people in the world: those who admit they watch ****, and those who just can't.
SkoomaKi 28
Pornhub?! Haha you noob, RedTube is where it's at.
william8691 10
I personally prefer tubegals or spankwire.
hellaflushfa5 6
Fucd or beeg are the best
challan 19
And why pay for a free site?! To be a gold member?! Tisk Tisk
LunarSoul 0
*Hides* This is so not for my eyes?
ILoveMyXbox 0
I'm 12 and what is this
ThatKidTyler 6
No you're 22....
leogirl95 12
94- Honestly, if you have to ask, you are too young.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Let the young man explore the interweb. He'll be stuck to his swivel chair in the matter of minutes haha.
DiruKitty18 8
Or Electrosluts ;)
KeyboardWarrior 10
You guys do realize its a meme right? He isn't really 12...
FeroniaMoonscyth 2
What is this I don't even.
specialneeds 0
Best ****
hornyrabbit12 8
Xvideo is where it is at. Free thousands of videos
CastleHCP 1
Ferona, Squirt... Kindly learn how the interbutts work before you comment. It's a common response to explicit material. A few years back, some /b/rothers posted **** all over YouTube with innocuous titles like "Jonas Brothers live" and one response in the comment section was "I am 12 and what is this". There's your educational Internet tidbit for the day. Now get out.
NAAMxLOOS 11
Screw that fake shite. Amateur is where it's at. Xtube all the way!
jetaimehannah 6
Hahaha. Wow. This is a little too mature for youuu. XD
gmoney3000 0
Redtube is raw
kjb1234 5
104- Well his username is I love my Xbox
slapped_bass97 2
Get a girlfriend damnit
Snackycake 20
I'm I the only one okay with both?
tacostacos 2
Let him explore his future
liamdude619 7
I prefer porndig
tony1891 22
that was clever of you to auto notify yourself. ****!!!
badbadkitty 5
Haha! A touch embarrassing, truth. My question is: why do you need some kind of calendar reminder for that?
MetalxSoldier 26
I agree, I'm pretty sure he'll know whenever he doesn't have anything to help him "please" his self.
Rowdey 10
Hehe a "touch" embarrassing huh?
sdfwkhsdfiu 1
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Dirty_Minded_FML 2
I bet the boss and the associates were like " ha ha, he pays for ****"
p_syko 5
I didn't know anyone actually paid for **** on the Internet! Honestly though...you put a reminder on the same laptop you use for work????? You totally deserve it!!!! D/A