Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
Today, I had to sit for an hour listening to my girlfriend talk to her ex about his testicles. She laughed more during that conversation than she ever has with me. FML
Today, I had a rare phone call from my ex-girlfriend. We ended up talking for hours about old times. It was the best conversation we have had in forever, it made me miss her and miss us. Later on in the day, she called back asking what we talked about. She was too high too remember. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML
Today, my wife and I were doing it when the phone rang. She answered it, and rode me while carrying on a more than a five minute conversation with her father. FML
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KFPanda32 1
Hope you left that broad...
megapeyt 17
Ditch the bitch
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Comments (195)
Calyx_fml 22
Shoulda made lots of sex noises while she was talking with him.
texasmari88 1
O hell no. I would have said something to her ass about that
stephan18 23
"said something"? more like break her ******* phone
PedroRValentin 3
Awwww HELLLL no
lfrye 6
Ex ruined sex.
MeB4u 0
You need to be more alpha. As soon as she picked up the phone when you were getting intimate, you should have grabbed it from her, threw her on the bed, etc...
Pandacupcakelove 26
Wow... How does she not get that that's just NEVER ok... EVER! That was very rude and kind of insensetive! You should talk to her about that. Not start a fight or anything, just let her know you were not ok with that.
violetdragon 4
He probably made it very clear he wasn't okay with it. The talking on the phone for an hour just makes me think op is exaggerating a little and his poor girlfriend couldn't figure out how to hang up on her ex politely while being death stared by her horny boyfriend.
midnight21 8
You deserve it if you called it a convo.
gebro925 3
Should of kept going!!!
TergesteCity 12
Dump her, trust me.
reddudeover 2
**** BLOCKED!!! And by the guy who use (hopefully isn't still giving) her ****.
Llamacod 11
so you're saying that op's girlfriend is a tranny? that's totally liberal of op to be dating a tranny
reddudeover 2
82 - No I'm saying she might be cheating. But, trannies need love too. ;D