Today, I had to sit for an hour listening to my girlfriend talk to her ex about his testicles. She laughed more during that conversation than she ever has with me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
Today, I sat on my own testicles while having a serious and tenderly sweet discussion with my fiancée about our future together. We were both crying, but for very different reasons. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML
Today, my girlfriend was feeling a little down, so I tried to console her. She said she just needed space and I respected that. Then an hour later she was fine, so I asked how she did it. She replied that she talked to her ex for a whole hour. This is a common procedure. FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, after having to spend over an hour yesterday giving the man I'm in love with advice on how to impress his date yesterday evening, I got to spend another hour listening to how great their sex was last night. FML
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Top comments
aback 5
Get funnier balls.
hardestbutton 5
Uh, would you WANT your girlfriend to laugh excessively during a conversation about your testicles?
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Comments (115)
justmyluck1212 0
ur obviously a bloody bore
HahaYDI 0
She was probably laughing because they were so small.
jisaac09 25
I know this doesnt have anything to do with #1 but i think it needs to be on the top...... Maybe u need to grow a pair and she wouldnt have to be talkin bout his....
gkings18 1
Hahahaha nice stomach, you ever been to the gym?
mortiz91_fml 6
balls to you!
x0stormbringer 0
lmao sucks for youuu
Jason_Has_Heart 0
ydi for listening for an hour. their obviously still making babies.
turbosexophonic 0
100 thumbs up dood
_THE_MASTER_ 0
you suck the moderators suck and your gf sucks. go die in a fire
_THE_MASTER_ 0
the gist? NOT an FML. get funnier or get a girl who shares your lack of humor. stop crying.
bettyboo_x 0
Why would they be talking about his testicles?? Maybe it was a hint to grow some balls lol
Crazyging 0
lol genius
aback 5
Get funnier balls.
TheOtherNewest1 6
I laughed harder at that than I did at the fML. You sir, are made of win.
nastynate 0
hahahhahahaaha
fylahole 0
lol yes!
Anumayis 34
seriously best comment ever so far.
anuskina 0
well, at least she wasnt laughing at UR balls....
hardestbutton 5
Uh, would you WANT your girlfriend to laugh excessively during a conversation about your testicles?
Squirrellord911 0
... you listened for an hour? ydi ... Maybe he has funny balls? fyl
crizpy7 0
That sucks balls dude :o
youthink_fml 0
She's an ass for talking to an ex about his balls right in front of you for an hour. You're an ass for staying and listening.