Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking through the grocery store with my new baby daughter, when an old woman came up to me and spat, "If you whores would keep your legs together, you wouldn't be a mom at fifteen." I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML
Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML
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Top comments
K_kanaka 26
Please tell me she was arrested.
shaar_fml 33
What a disgusting excuse for a human being.
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Comments (202)
nicholasfd 7
only are Walmart. that bitch child's should due
Spadoinkle 10
What?
scarlet_rayne 8
I hope that old bitch dies in a hole. What she said was really ****** up
dark_angel4121 12
That's verbal assault; get her arrested and sue.
mightyxmidget 10
Going to be me
Spadoinkle 10
I really hope that you said something to her, OP. No one should feel like they can say and do something that vile to someone else. I hope that you at least reported the old bitch.
ChopSuey444 20
This leads me to believe that some people hit "YDI" for fun. No one deserves to hear something like that
The_Podfather 16
Crazy bitch.
jtsmommy 11
I got screamed at while pregnant with my second, saying my child was the spawn of Satan... in the middle of a talent show in our mall. The lady was the one at the microphone, and I had just dropped my lunch. And I experienced the teen mom rant from old ladies several times, too.
Panda_Shy_Haven 17
A great example for why people (especially the old ones) need to mind their business. So uncalled for. Even if you were a teenager. She doesn't know what may have happened to you for you to even get pregnant. Not always the teenager's fault Ya know. But anyways. I'm sorry to hear that. Older people wonder why we grow up the way we do or grow up dissing them and their generation.
kenzie_gauche 12
That's what you get for going to Walmart